Application: Cloud Strife- FF VII
A glowing white circle opens in the ceiling of the sorting room and there's a heavy thud as the person tumbling through it lands on the floor with a grunt. Wincing, the newcomer gets to to his feet and looks around room as he rubs at the side of his aching head. "What the..." He takes a few cautious steps forward.
"Hello?" This isn't the first time Cloud's found himself somewhere with no idea of how he arrived, but this feels different somehow. He frowns and tries to locate a way out when something on the floor catches his eye. A bit of parchment. Picking up random items and using them is nothing new to him, so he crouches down and picks the paper up, unfolding it.
State your full name. Cloud Strife
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite? Swiss, it takes the longest time to mold
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop? Barney. I would not trust a carnivorous lizard around children
3. What time is it where you are? 12:33
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black. Who? Wait.... Oh him. Ah... [clears throat] While it is against my nature to be so crude as to sexually harass someone, i suppose it would have to be Mr. Kingsley Shacklebolt. What a marvelous specimen of humanity. ...how was that?
5. Slytherin - Huh, bartending's more Tifa's area. ....The Silver Lantern?
Gryffindor - Um....Married? I don't even know these people.... I guess I'd have to go with George because it's a strong sort of name and I think there was a story about a saint named George who slayed dragons. That's sort of heroic I guess. If it was running around and terrorizing people.
Ravenclaw- Maybe you're just incredibly messy and never entirely finish throwing things away.
Hufflepuff- Useless? You don't even know- How am I supposed to prove something like that to a piece of paper? Fine, I'm a former mercenary and I run my own delivery service. That's
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. If you promise not to squib me I'll give you part of my fusion sword.... okay, two parts. They function on their own and you can combine them- Okay well what about some materia? [if Yuffie hasn't stolen them yet]
OOC: "I have read the hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. Cloud
I have read the hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. Cloud
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. Cloud
One day, marmalade will rule the world. ...Cloud