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Welcome the Host ((application, Lorne, Angel season 5))

Feb 02, 2011 22:32

A somewhat confused demon stood in the middle of the Sorting Room. His brilliant green skin, red horns and eyes contrasted sharply with the well tailored pale blue shirt and lemon yellow suit that he wore. He looked around and groaned. “Jumping Judas on a pogo stick, a castle? Isn’t this all a little, you know, cliché? I swear if the Powers sent me ( Read more... )

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lady_thujone February 3 2011, 03:46:24 UTC

"We don't need another bar around here, sugar," La Fee Verte told him in a tone far frostier than her usual welcoming purr. "I'm the one who runs the in spot, and there's the Ravenclaw bar for the self-serve rabble."

lorne_host February 3 2011, 03:49:56 UTC

Lorne waved a hand, "Trust me, sugar. I've got no interest in doing that again. Twice was enough and both times ended up with me cashing in my insurance. But I wouldn't mind setting up a stool and a microphone if that's okay with the resident lady of the bar?"

lady_thujone February 3 2011, 03:57:39 UTC

She looked at him thoughtfully. He certainly had his own brand of elegance, and a bit of attitude was all but essential in operating a nightclub. "Depends. It wouldn't do for my clientele to feel like they're being hustled for tips."

lorne_host February 3 2011, 04:17:46 UTC

"Hustle?" he looked indignant. "Honey, I neither hustle nor bump. That went out thirty years ago and thank God for that. The Powers put me out there to help the lost little lambs get back on their path, that's all. This ain't no phoney baloney tarot card reading."

lady_thujone February 3 2011, 04:23:25 UTC

"How's this sound, handsome," she said, after a few moment's consideration. "As long as you don't spook my customers, we're fine."

lorne_host February 3 2011, 04:26:02 UTC

"Throw in the occasional Seabreeze, my lovely barmistress and I'll be forever yours."

Lorne looked around the stone room, "And just where are we anyway?"

lady_thujone February 3 2011, 04:40:22 UTC

"That's a classic, I could make it in my sleep." She smiled with more of her usual charm. "You're at Hogwarts. It's a school for magic in Scotland."

lorne_host February 3 2011, 11:24:09 UTC

Up went the eyebrows. "Scotland? Well hell, I suppose it could have been worse. For a second there I thought I fell through another portal. At least it ain't home, right?"

"Any idea why the Powers yanked me here? I'm not much on the magic side of the equation."

lady_thujone February 3 2011, 20:19:52 UTC

"It's random as far as I can tell," she told him.

lorne_host February 4 2011, 02:24:56 UTC

Lorne gave a careless shrug, "Well I suppose it could have been worse, right? I mean it could have been Reno!"

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