Welcome the Host ((application, Lorne, Angel season 5))
A somewhat confused demon stood in the middle of the Sorting Room. His brilliant green skin, red horns and eyes contrasted sharply with the well tailored pale blue shirt and lemon yellow suit that he wore. He looked around and groaned. “Jumping Judas on a pogo stick, a castle? Isn’t this all a little, you know, cliché? I swear if the Powers sent me somewhere I can’t get my hands on a decent Seabreeze, I’m going on strike. Ya’ll can call Miss Cleo from now on.”
State your name :
Krevlornesw--
“Oh no, none of that.” Lorne grabbed the floating quill and scratched out the name. “Just Lorne, kid. None of that Deathwalk clan, I left all of that behind back home, capice? Along with a really nice suit jacket now that I think about it.. ”
1.What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
“Not much on the cheese in this dimension,” he said with a grimace. “Doesn’t agree that much with me. There was a good cheese that Mother used to make back on Pylea called kep’resh, but trust me, you do not want to know what that was made from. At all.”
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
“Yeesh, you mean I have to choose? They’re both kinda creepy and wrong on a lot of different levels. I know Wolfram and Hart has the contract on at least one of them already. Hm. Wonder if I could convince Angel that they need to be taken out for the greater good? I mean there was that one time we went after those demonic puppets..”
“Apparently it’s time for a good stiff drink or seven.. Know where I can get one?”
“Returned from the dead? Look, kiddo, if you’re into some kind of undead sexual harassment, count me out, ok? I’m not one to knock anyone’s lifestyle, to each his own and all that but it’s not my thing.”
“Bar?” Lorne brightened, “Now that’s more like it! I used to run a club called Caritas for the human and demon set. Well, until was blown up and then wrecked by a car falling throught a dimensional portal that happened to be right where the stage was...” He waved one hand dismissively, “Long story. Anyway, great place, good atmo, best bartender that side of LA, let me tell you. Hey, you don’t happen to have one here that needs some entertainment do you?”
“Tell you what, you send him my way, he hums a few bars of ‘Roxanne’ or some Sinatra.. or even,” he sighed, “Manilow, and I’ll point him in the right direction. That’s kinda my thing.”
“Sounds like you need to fire the help. Trust me, you get someone who’s good with paperwork, you try to keep ‘em around. And don’t go looking at me, I’m terrible with it.”
. “Useless? Look, come by and sing a few bars of a tune and I’ll prove to you I’m not useless. You sing, I read your aura and set those dancing shoes of yours on the path you’re supposed to be on. But could it be simple stuff for awhile? I’ve had my fill of Champions and people with a destiny that has a capital D - too much heartache and loss for me, ya know? I could use the break.”
((ooc : Lorne will gladly read auras and destinies, please let me know what you’d like him to see))
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
He absently patted his suit pockets, “Let’s see, I didn’t exactly come prepared for this.. um..” Lorne pulled out a set of keys, a pair of very old and potentially magical coins, a dry cleaning ticket and a stack of business cards. “If you get back to LA I can hook you up with some interesting folks, a good manicurist, tailor or even Spielberg. He’s really a doll once you get past the army of assistants.”
“If you need some entertainment, I can sing or do a few readings, see that above question there. We can figure something out, I’m pretty easy to work with overall. And if there’s no end of the world to contend with, then so much the better, right?”
“Now about that drink..”
I have read the
hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. LH
I have read the
hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. LH
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. LH
One day, marmalade will rule the world. LH
State your name :
Krevlornesw--
“Oh no, none of that.” Lorne grabbed the floating quill and scratched out the name. “Just Lorne, kid. None of that Deathwalk clan, I left all of that behind back home, capice? Along with a really nice suit jacket now that I think about it.. ”
1.What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
“Not much on the cheese in this dimension,” he said with a grimace. “Doesn’t agree that much with me. There was a good cheese that Mother used to make back on Pylea called kep’resh, but trust me, you do not want to know what that was made from. At all.”
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
“Yeesh, you mean I have to choose? They’re both kinda creepy and wrong on a lot of different levels. I know Wolfram and Hart has the contract on at least one of them already. Hm. Wonder if I could convince Angel that they need to be taken out for the greater good? I mean there was that one time we went after those demonic puppets..”
- What time is it where you are?
“Apparently it’s time for a good stiff drink or seven.. Know where I can get one?”
- If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
“Returned from the dead? Look, kiddo, if you’re into some kind of undead sexual harassment, count me out, ok? I’m not one to knock anyone’s lifestyle, to each his own and all that but it’s not my thing.”
- If you are pushing to be in:
- Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
“Bar?” Lorne brightened, “Now that’s more like it! I used to run a club called Caritas for the human and demon set. Well, until was blown up and then wrecked by a car falling throught a dimensional portal that happened to be right where the stage was...” He waved one hand dismissively, “Long story. Anyway, great place, good atmo, best bartender that side of LA, let me tell you. Hey, you don’t happen to have one here that needs some entertainment do you?”
- Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
“Tell you what, you send him my way, he hums a few bars of ‘Roxanne’ or some Sinatra.. or even,” he sighed, “Manilow, and I’ll point him in the right direction. That’s kinda my thing.”
- Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
“Sounds like you need to fire the help. Trust me, you get someone who’s good with paperwork, you try to keep ‘em around. And don’t go looking at me, I’m terrible with it.”
- Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
. “Useless? Look, come by and sing a few bars of a tune and I’ll prove to you I’m not useless. You sing, I read your aura and set those dancing shoes of yours on the path you’re supposed to be on. But could it be simple stuff for awhile? I’ve had my fill of Champions and people with a destiny that has a capital D - too much heartache and loss for me, ya know? I could use the break.”
((ooc : Lorne will gladly read auras and destinies, please let me know what you’d like him to see))
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
He absently patted his suit pockets, “Let’s see, I didn’t exactly come prepared for this.. um..” Lorne pulled out a set of keys, a pair of very old and potentially magical coins, a dry cleaning ticket and a stack of business cards. “If you get back to LA I can hook you up with some interesting folks, a good manicurist, tailor or even Spielberg. He’s really a doll once you get past the army of assistants.”
“If you need some entertainment, I can sing or do a few readings, see that above question there. We can figure something out, I’m pretty easy to work with overall. And if there’s no end of the world to contend with, then so much the better, right?”
“Now about that drink..”
I have read the
hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. LH
I have read the
hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. LH
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. LH
One day, marmalade will rule the world. LH