Sookie Stackhouse/ TrueBlood
State your full name. Sookie Stackhouse.
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite? What? I guess cheddar, because it tastes good. I don't know! What kind of question is that anyway?
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop? I don't really want to kill anyone really.
3. What time is it where you are? 5 pm
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black. Uh, Creepy much? I wouldn't do that to anyone! It's creepy and wrong. Even if I did why would you want to know the details of something like that anyway?
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
Don't know how witty it is, but I used to work at Merlotte's?
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument. Look, I don't even know these people, who they marry ain't none of my business that's for sure.
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it. I don't know! Sounds to me like someone around there is lazy and keeps putting it there for you to do.
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless. Well, no one is useless. Everyone has some kind of use, they just have to find it and apply themselves.
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
I've got cookies and I think a zip lock baggy with some beef jerky, I think I also have a can of pop too.
"I have read the hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. _____Cee_______
I have read the hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. ___________.
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. _____Cee______.
One day, marmalade will rule the world. ______Cee_______"