magic boombox (Hat Shore participants)

[ugly_old_hat]

So where did the Hat get a magic boombox?

And where did all this boiled goose come from? Because there are platters of boiled goose in random places around the Hat Shore house. Not just in the dining room, but also on the bathroom counter, and the coffee table, and on one of the lounge chairs poolside.

The boombox starts playing. It doesn't seem to have an off switch or batteries to remove. It won't turn off until it's gone through its entire playlist. Which consists of:

• "Coconut" (Harry Nilsson)
  
• "Beat It" (Michael Jackson)
  
• "Tokyo Rush" (Haruomi Hosono)
  
• "Prisencolinensinainciusol" (Adriano Celentano)
  
• "Jozin z Bazin" (Ivan Mládek)
  
• "Don't Sit Down on the Plexiglass Toilet" (Styx)
  
• "Stick Your Ass in the Air" (Peter Stampfel)
  
• "Der Kommissar" (Falco)
  
• "Brains" (Voltaire)
  
• "Radio Ga Ga" (Queen)
  
• "Gotta Boogie" (Weird Al Yankovic)
  

As long as the music is playing, the residents of Hat Shore feel inclined to dance, wear fingerless gloves, eat boiled goose, dance some more ... (Since no one is sufficiently geriatric for the nursing-home-specific effect to kick in, everyone is spared the orgies that a magic boombox could have created.)

The dancing is interpretive and creative!