Application: C-3P0 and R2-D2, Star Wars

[oh_artoo]

A (mostly) gold droid waddled into the sorting room and stopped in shock. This was most unfortunate, as a short and squat droid was right behind him and ran into his knees. "Artoo! Pay attention!" the tall droid snapped. R2-D2 whistled something at him that sounded both indignant and rude

Comments

[woocha]

Wishbone listened to a lot of the stories. He missed the first few.

THOSE ARE SO COOL! he said when Threepio finally finished.

[oh_artoo]

"Why thank you!" He was as close to beaming as he could get. "It's so nice to finally be appreciated."

[woocha]

Do you have any more stories? Wishbone asked, tail wagging.

[oh_artoo]

"Oh yes! I am, after all, a protocol droid. It is my primary function to be able to facilitate communication between two beings, and one way I can be of service is through telling stories. Have you heard The Little Lost Bantha Cub?"

[woocha]

No, no, don't tell me it now! Then you can't tell me it later!

[oh_artoo]

"Oh. I see." So then what should he do? "What would you like to hear now?"

[woocha]

Ummm....if you've got a story with a hero in it I'll vote you into Ravenclaw!

[oh_artoo]

Threepio told Wishbone the Basic version of the story he'd told the Ewoks to win them over, complete with gestures and sound effects. Artoo added beeps and whistles when appropriate.

Vote: Ravenclaw

[woocha]

COOOOOOOOOOOOL!