Steff had been
reading the compy threads. And she thought that people should not be disappointed. She didn't know who this evil person was that the compy poster was talking about, but, hey, if ever opportunities to fuck with people presented themselves, Steff would be on them
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"Greetings, 'Apos'." He bowed exaggeratedly low.
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He feigned trepidation in too-close proximity to the beach balls. "Such fearsome orbs."
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Did he say that? YES, HE DID.
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"I might," she answered, eyeing him up and down a bit warily. "But only if you're not gonna be a fucking cocktease."
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"I have learned a few things. Among them, the detestable nature of female flesh. So cloying, so ..." He wrinkled his nose. "Odorous. Amaranth excepted by nymphly nature, of course."
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His experience with Mio had shaken him badly. Everything he said about women was actually only true of Mio, or at least his perception of Mio, during the time they had spent together, suffering the dream curse she had given him.
"Even hurting them is boring," he continued drearily, recalling his efforts to humiliate and taunt Mio after he had decided to hate her, "and I can no longer enjoy the thought. There is always the possibility of contamination."
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"You are the perfect object of desire." All the girly appearance and none of the gross female plumbing. A dream come true.
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