Steff had been
reading the compy threads. And she thought that people should not be disappointed. She didn't know who this evil person was that the compy poster was talking about, but, hey, if ever opportunities to fuck with people presented themselves, Steff would be on them.
Which was why she now stood in the entrance hall, carrying a basket containing two large blue beach balls. She was also carrying a sword. Occasionally, as a house elf darted past, she would emit an evil laugh. Said laugh was not nearly as awesome as
Lezard's, but it sufficed. At least it sent a few house elves screaming and backing away quickly.