Lots and lots of owls - Betting Pool Results!

[hopalongmcgurk]

((Thanks to woocha for doing the math so I didn't have to, because math is haaaard!))

I finally grab the betting pool box and, prefect results in hand, I spend some time calculating the winners. Afterwords, I struggle to the owlery and send out owls.



Nathan:

Your payout is 674 galleons, 129 sickles, 3 apples, 1/2 pack chewing gum, and a lap dance from someone named Steff. Try really hard not to spend it all at once, and I don't vouch for the enchantments or lack thereof on the apples. Might want to test them on a friend first. Also, I promise you Steff is hot, if that helps.

Thanks for playing!

Oly



Rat:

Your payout from the betting pool is 489 galleons, 93 sickles, 3 apples, 1/2 pack chewing gum, and your mom. I have no idea if the apples or the gum are enchanted. You might want to test them on a friend first.

Thanks for playing!

Oly



Mr. Ofdensen:

Your payout from the betting pool is 402 galleons, 52 sickles, and 3 apples. You might want to test the apples on one of those kids from the band, though, because there are no guarantees on the enchantment or lack thereof.

Thanks for playing.

Oly



Matt:

Your payout from the prefect betting pool is 386 galleons, 73 sickles, and 3 apples. You might consider not eating the apples yourself, because the betting pool does not vouch for their being enchantment-free.

Thanks for playing!

Oly



Turlough:

Your payout from the Hogwarts betting pool for prefect elections is 368 galleons, 36 sickles, and 3 apples. You might want to make your husband eat those apples. He's big and strong-looking. I'm sure he could survive the enchantments that may or may not be there.

Thanks for playing!

Oly



Hagrid:

Your payout from the Hogwarts betting pool for prefect elections is 137 galleons, 65 sickles. Try not to spend it all at once. Thanks for playing!

Oly


Methos:

Your payout from the recent betting pool is 71 galleons, 57 sickles. If you'd take a friendly suggestion, you should spend some of that on a date off campus. It's just a thought, though, and maybe house elves do add a certain romantic je ne sais quois to any date. I certainly wouldn't know.

Thanks for playing!

Oly



Basher Tarr:

Your payout in the Hogwarts betting pool is 34 galleons, 16 sickles. Don't go spending that all at once.

Thanks for playing!

Oly

My cut, I've determined, comes to 481 galleons, 119 sickles, 2 knuts, and two apples.

Also, while I'm sending out owls, I dash off another one.



Skwisgaar:

You OK? I saw you get pretty roughed up during the prefect debates, but it looked like the rest of your band was taking care of you so I decided not to interfere. Anyway, you should come find me if you have the time, if only to ease my mind.

Oly