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nightbirdboy February 16 2006, 00:02:37 UTC
Apparently. I wasn't conscious during the ceremony, so it can't possibly be legally binding. And what do you mean, do I know what it stands for? I know there's the Discipline Global Mobile music company that goes by DGM, but . . . I am getting an ANNULMENT, so no, I am not serious about it, and if that little rabid weasel thinks I'm staying married to him, he's sorely mistaken.

If I ever actually get married, I'll invite you, stop freaking out. Now tell me everything you know about how the legal process here works, so I can get that thing UNDONE.

SHUT UP ABOUT THE SHORTS ALREADY.

- Dick

What, why?!

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dice_addict February 16 2006, 00:19:03 UTC
...Right, okay, let's focus on getting the annulment. First of all, who married you, and who were the witnesses? We'll need to track them down - or possibly not seeing as Draco's, well, Draco, it was probably a wizarding ceremony and not a normal one - why on earth would he even want to marry a Muggle? - which complicates matters slightly.

Come to my room, and wait here? I'm changing the password at Seto's request so Draco won't be able to get in, and I'll contact someone that's used to this world and ask them how you go about getting a divorce. Current password is: Le monde est fait avec des astres et des hommes. I'll go try to talk to Professor Snape or Professor Slughorn about this, since they've grown up in this world and would presumably know how it works.

~Ryuuji

Last night, at midnight or so, I suddenly decided that the entire purpose of my life was to make Anne Shirley, who's in Gryffindor with you, fall in love with me. I owled her, got her to meet me in the Gryffindor common room, then kissed her. And I'm pretty sure ( ... )

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*sends a second owl* dice_addict February 16 2006, 00:22:34 UTC
P.P.S. Draco's not a rabid little weasel.

And those shorts have me questioning your mental health as a child and worrying about repressed sexual abuse scarred me for life.

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Re: *sends a second owl* nightbirdboy February 16 2006, 01:03:02 UTC
I don't know! I think that Kaibaman guy, but, again, unconscious.

Yeah, I'll be right over. And I want an annulment, not a divorce! It's not as if we consummated it.

- NW

Ouch. Have you tried explaining to her what happened, maybe?

P.P.S. Yes he is.

They're not that terrifying, for crying out loud. I'm not repressing anything!

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basilisk_lord1 February 16 2006, 00:53:41 UTC
I was under the influence, could not control myself, and felt nauseated after the fact.

Am in hiding.

Do not dare come out for anything. She's out there. She's tracking me. She has taken my wretched last name.

Have barricaded self in Slughorn's closet.

Send provisions food.

Love,
With affections
Tom

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dice_addict February 16 2006, 02:24:11 UTC
...Do me the small favor of telling me that you didn't actually consumnate it?

And I'll send you some stuff for now, then visit you when things have calmed down, okay?

~What's my name again? Ryuuji

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basilisk_lord1 February 16 2006, 02:27:33 UTC
NO! No, we did not consummate it! Don't...don't give her that idea, please.

Yeah, sure. I'll be in the closet if you need me. You'll have to get past Sluggy. He has a very large closet, you see.

Love,
Tom

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