You got MARRIED?!
Draco and Dick Grayson-Malfoy
Tell me I didn't hear the Hat correctly! You didn't marry him without asking me to be the best man! And do you know what the acronym DGM even stands for? Hey, cool, you have the same initials. When did this happen? How? WHY? Are you serious about this? Who wore the dress? Actually, screw the best man I hope he was hot, you got married without inviting me?! WHY? I swear, I wouldn't have caused too much mayhem. *whimpers*
Give me the 411 now, before I start hypothesizing alien abductions. I didn't even think you swung that way! And Draco's underage! PEDOPHILE.
...At least that explains the shorts.
~Ryuuji
P.S. When we finish panicking about this, remind me to ask you to arrest me.
Please tell me you were either insane when you married her, under the Imperius courtesy of Salazar, or otherwise coerced.
-Ryuuji
P.S. Ithinkweneedtotalk.
Tell me I didn't hear the Hat correctly! You didn't marry him without asking me to be the best man! And do you know what the acronym DGM even stands for? Hey, cool, you have the same initials. When did this happen? How? WHY? Are you serious about this? Who wore the dress? Actually, screw the best man I hope he was hot, you got married without inviting me?! WHY? I swear, I wouldn't have caused too much mayhem. *whimpers*
Give me the 411 now, before I start hypothesizing alien abductions. I didn't even think you swung that way! And Draco's underage! PEDOPHILE.
...At least that explains the shorts.
~Ryuuji
P.S. When we finish panicking about this, remind me to ask you to arrest me.
Please tell me you were either insane when you married her, under the Imperius courtesy of Salazar, or otherwise coerced.
-Ryuuji
P.S. Ithinkweneedtotalk.