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owl to the Sorting Hat; CV for Quidditch/Flying Instructor

Jan 13, 2008 11:43

Ron Weasley stood in front of Dumbledore's poster in the Great Hall, and immediately sprang to action. He rushed back to his rarely used Slythendor rooms to begin writing his reply. He went to his rarely used desk, pulling out his rarely used quill and parchment to write, and then sat. And sat. And sat some more. Ron Weasley was suffering from a ( Read more... )

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ugly_old_hat January 13 2008, 20:34:18 UTC

Thank you, Mr. Weasley! I will owl your curriculum vitae to the Board of Governors immediately!

ugly_old_hat January 13 2008, 20:38:01 UTC

Much to our surprise, Jeb the Time-Traveling Walrus seemed already to have received our inquiry regarding your recommendation even though the Board of Governors had not yet sent said inquiry. He arrived in person with an Inuit translator. The ensuing palaver cost us 30 Galleons' worth of sushi, which will be deducted from your pay. However, his words concerning your character and conduct were so glowing (at least in translation) that we were left in no doubt whatsoever you are the man for the job ( ... )