Application for Misa Amane, DEATH NOTE
Application for Misa Amane, DEATH NOTE
(OK'ed by the other Death Note muns. NOTE: Misa is taken from the beginning of the Yotsuba arc, and does not remember the Note or the identity of Kira.)
Pert and perky as ever, Misa bounds into the Sorting Room with a spring in her step and a smile on her face. She pauses to re-apply her lip gloss before noticing the application. A questionnaire! Well, she's no stranger to being asked questions.
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite? That's not too offbeat a question, if this is an interview for a magazine. "Cheese? Oh, I'm not sure..." A soft giggle. "Oh! I know! It's mozzerella that's on pizza, right? That tastes good, and it's fun to eat."
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
"Kill?" That was a strange question for a magazine. Was she still under suspicion? Was this a circumspect interrogation? "Why would I want to kill them? I don't know them. Are they evil? Have they hurt someone? I don't even know if they deserve to die!"
3. What time is it where you are?
That was even weirder. Misa forced another giggle. "Why are you asking Misa what time it is? What magazine is this for, anyway?"
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
"Hey!" She looked affronted. "I'm not some kind of pervert! Why are you asking me strange questions like this? Misa doesn't even know who those people are!"
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
Okay, that's more like it. Relaxing, Misa smiled again. "It should have a cute and fun name. And I don't see why it would be dark. Unless you mean lit by candles, so it would be romantic. That would be nice. I'd call it Misa-Misa's Love Cafe! Everyone would want to go there on dates!"
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
"Oh, a love triangle! That's so sad!" She tilted her head, pretending to be puzzled. "Which one is nicer, and gives Harry more presents? It would be no fun to marry someone who isn't generous. Or happy. Harry should marry the one who smiles more!"
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
"Misa-Misa doesn't do paperwork, silly! So maybe you should do what Misa does, and get a manager? Then they can do all the dull paperwork for you!"
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
That prompted one of Misa's notorious pouts. "I'm not notorious! I can sing, and act, and pose for photographs! If you think I'm useless, why are you asking me all these silly questions?"
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
Whatever squibbing was, it didn't sound nice. Maybe this was really an audition? "I can be nice to you! I'll sign an autograph for you, and if you're extra nice, I'll even kiss you on the cheek!"
"I have read the hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. ______M______
I have read the hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. ______M_____.
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. _____M______.
One day, Kira marmalade will rule the world. _____M________"
(OK'ed by the other Death Note muns. NOTE: Misa is taken from the beginning of the Yotsuba arc, and does not remember the Note or the identity of Kira.)
Pert and perky as ever, Misa bounds into the Sorting Room with a spring in her step and a smile on her face. She pauses to re-apply her lip gloss before noticing the application. A questionnaire! Well, she's no stranger to being asked questions.
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite? That's not too offbeat a question, if this is an interview for a magazine. "Cheese? Oh, I'm not sure..." A soft giggle. "Oh! I know! It's mozzerella that's on pizza, right? That tastes good, and it's fun to eat."
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
"Kill?" That was a strange question for a magazine. Was she still under suspicion? Was this a circumspect interrogation? "Why would I want to kill them? I don't know them. Are they evil? Have they hurt someone? I don't even know if they deserve to die!"
3. What time is it where you are?
That was even weirder. Misa forced another giggle. "Why are you asking Misa what time it is? What magazine is this for, anyway?"
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
"Hey!" She looked affronted. "I'm not some kind of pervert! Why are you asking me strange questions like this? Misa doesn't even know who those people are!"
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
Okay, that's more like it. Relaxing, Misa smiled again. "It should have a cute and fun name. And I don't see why it would be dark. Unless you mean lit by candles, so it would be romantic. That would be nice. I'd call it Misa-Misa's Love Cafe! Everyone would want to go there on dates!"
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
"Oh, a love triangle! That's so sad!" She tilted her head, pretending to be puzzled. "Which one is nicer, and gives Harry more presents? It would be no fun to marry someone who isn't generous. Or happy. Harry should marry the one who smiles more!"
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
"Misa-Misa doesn't do paperwork, silly! So maybe you should do what Misa does, and get a manager? Then they can do all the dull paperwork for you!"
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
That prompted one of Misa's notorious pouts. "I'm not notorious! I can sing, and act, and pose for photographs! If you think I'm useless, why are you asking me all these silly questions?"
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
Whatever squibbing was, it didn't sound nice. Maybe this was really an audition? "I can be nice to you! I'll sign an autograph for you, and if you're extra nice, I'll even kiss you on the cheek!"
"I have read the hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. ______M______
I have read the hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. ______M_____.
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. _____M______.
One day, Kira marmalade will rule the world. _____M________"