For the Hat
Hat,
I would like to resign my position as Gryffindor prefect. At this point in time I don't feel that I am able to dedicate time and effort that the post needs due to personal situation and the majority of my team being turned to popcorn. Hope you find someone who is willing to take over the post
Hope the pterodactyl doesn't bother you, Myfanwy's very sweet really.
- Captain Jack Harkness, Gryffindor.