A friend of Robin's? Is definitely going to be a friend of mine, and you are too adorable not to call a friend, honey!
Plus, you know. Ice cream. And if there's any way to get to a guy's heart faster than a pint of this and the remote? Let me know. ...Also, if there's anyway to go to a guy's thighs faster than a pint of this, let me know, ugh, guilty pleasures.
You're so nice. It might be fun for the three of us to have dinner sometime; we're both new to Hogwarts and we both know Robin, so it can be in celebration for our admittance! But I'm always busy in the mornings so I'd have to turn in early. I hope that's ok.
Oh, a remote? Thank you, Sasan, I'll definitely keep that in mind. Though it'd probably be a bad idea to combine a remote in a pint of ice cream... though that might be a treat for robots.
A little guilt sometimes makes things for fun, but hopefully not too much. Especially since I don't know what I'd do if I couldn't have ice cream.
That... shouldn't be a problem? I mean. There could totally be something we could figure out to do. With you gone. ...Entertain ourselves, I mean. ...Right.
Oh, ew, yeah, don't eat that. Pretty sure the plastic will be HELL on your teeth, babe. ...Also, just... don't eat remotes. I think that's fiber or something. Anyway, chocolate all the way.
Can you imagine a world without ice cream? God, what a sad place. Sad, and unhappy. Woe! I think we need to not speak of such a future. Ice cream, it is key.
Having you for dinner shouldn't be a problem at all! Why would it? And I'm used to leaving gatherings a bit early, and I'm sure you and Robin would get along wonderfully without me, so we don't have to worry.
You seem to be very good with giving advice; I agree with you, clickers are not for chomping. My brothers get into panics when ours is just beneath the couch. They tear our living room apart before they scream for me across the house; they never change the channels manually. Because that would be 'too much trouble'. Imagine what they would do if it were gone forever? I'm picturing them pulling my ears to get to 'Last Channel'.
Hmmm. If you were raised in a world without ice cream, can you miss ice cream? This is a very philosophical question. Maybe an amazing dessert exists in that world to make up for it, which is beyond the scope of our comprehension? It has to be, since I can't think of a treat better than ice cream.
Ooh, skipping out early? Got some hot man waiting at home or something? Well, I mean, it's the best reason I can think of for leaving before the party's over. Unless it's, guh, Boringsville, USA, and even then I'll still stay because I'm a good friend, you know.
GOD, a world without clickers?! Can you imagine? You'd have to keep getting up for the television or whatever and that's probably why all those guys were so angry before remotes were invented. ...Shut up, they were totally all angry. ..Okay, wait, you were making fun of him, weren't you. Anyway, remotes are godly. I'm not walking so far to the TV.
Okay, ew. ...That's way too in-depth. ...I'm not thinking about that. Hypothetical questions stress me out. No, seriously, like, breaking out in hives stress. Augh.
Hee, no, no boy waiting at home for me! I just got here! Besides, I'm really not thinking about that right now; I'm just excited about all the people I can meet here. And I don't think for a moment that Boringsville, USA is anyone near here. Mostly because we're in Scotland, but also because I'll be having dinner with you and Robin.
Oh, I'm sorry; I'll stay away from hypotheticals. I think I take 'can you imagine' too literally. I think if television ever completely transmits to the computer in 20 years (I'm not really hip on technology, actually. I think they were talking about that), we will need remote controls for computers. There would be rioting otherwise.
And to make up for causing hives (the bad kind, without honey) I'm sending with this owl a vial of jasmine bath oil. It's not a lot, but hopefully you can use it for a nice, relaxing bath.
George,
A friend of Robin's? Is definitely going to be a friend of mine, and you are too adorable not to call a friend, honey!
Plus, you know. Ice cream. And if there's any way to get to a guy's heart faster than a pint of this and the remote? Let me know. ...Also, if there's anyway to go to a guy's thighs faster than a pint of this, let me know, ugh, guilty pleasures.
~~Sasan
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You're so nice. It might be fun for the three of us to have dinner sometime; we're both new to Hogwarts and we both know Robin, so it can be in celebration for our admittance! But I'm always busy in the mornings so I'd have to turn in early. I hope that's ok.
Oh, a remote? Thank you, Sasan, I'll definitely keep that in mind. Though it'd probably be a bad idea to combine a remote in a pint of ice cream... though that might be a treat for robots.
A little guilt sometimes makes things for fun, but hopefully not too much. Especially since I don't know what I'd do if I couldn't have ice cream.
Guiltlessly,
George
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That... shouldn't be a problem? I mean. There could totally be something we could figure out to do. With you gone. ...Entertain ourselves, I mean. ...Right.
Oh, ew, yeah, don't eat that. Pretty sure the plastic will be HELL on your teeth, babe. ...Also, just... don't eat remotes. I think that's fiber or something. Anyway, chocolate all the way.
Can you imagine a world without ice cream? God, what a sad place. Sad, and unhappy. Woe! I think we need to not speak of such a future. Ice cream, it is key.
-Sasan
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Having you for dinner shouldn't be a problem at all! Why would it? And I'm used to leaving gatherings a bit early, and I'm sure you and Robin would get along wonderfully without me, so we don't have to worry.
You seem to be very good with giving advice; I agree with you, clickers are not for chomping. My brothers get into panics when ours is just beneath the couch. They tear our living room apart before they scream for me across the house; they never change the channels manually. Because that would be 'too much trouble'. Imagine what they would do if it were gone forever? I'm picturing them pulling my ears to get to 'Last Channel'.
Hmmm. If you were raised in a world without ice cream, can you miss ice cream? This is a very philosophical question. Maybe an amazing dessert exists in that world to make up for it, which is beyond the scope of our comprehension? It has to be, since I can't think of a treat better than ice cream.
Thoughtfully,
George
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Ooh, skipping out early? Got some hot man waiting at home or something? Well, I mean, it's the best reason I can think of for leaving before the party's over. Unless it's, guh, Boringsville, USA, and even then I'll still stay because I'm a good friend, you know.
GOD, a world without clickers?! Can you imagine? You'd have to keep getting up for the television or whatever and that's probably why all those guys were so angry before remotes were invented. ...Shut up, they were totally all angry. ..Okay, wait, you were making fun of him, weren't you. Anyway, remotes are godly. I'm not walking so far to the TV.
Okay, ew. ...That's way too in-depth. ...I'm not thinking about that. Hypothetical questions stress me out. No, seriously, like, breaking out in hives stress. Augh.
-Sasan!
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Hee, no, no boy waiting at home for me! I just got here! Besides, I'm really not thinking about that right now; I'm just excited about all the people I can meet here. And I don't think for a moment that Boringsville, USA is anyone near here. Mostly because we're in Scotland, but also because I'll be having dinner with you and Robin.
Oh, I'm sorry; I'll stay away from hypotheticals. I think I take 'can you imagine' too literally. I think if television ever completely transmits to the computer in 20 years (I'm not really hip on technology, actually. I think they were talking about that), we will need remote controls for computers. There would be rioting otherwise.
And to make up for causing hives (the bad kind, without honey) I'm sending with this owl a vial of jasmine bath oil. It's not a lot, but hopefully you can use it for a nice, relaxing bath.
George!
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