((Ahhha, go me, leaving out half of what I meant to put in this owl lalala >>; Please don't mind the double post!))
George,
Holy freaking toppings, Batman!
Cookie dough. Sprinkles. Oreos. Gummi bears. This is me salivating, by the way. You read my mind, didn't you? Sneaky ice cream ninja, get your own brain. No, really, this is... pretty much everything I think of when I think of ice cream. Ever. Thank you.
Making Shakespeare wince, I'm pretty sure that's a past time of high schoolers. Particularly those in my English class. You think you've heard it all until you've heard steroid'd-out jocks attempting iambic pentameter. Luckily, the man's in the ground! And I've heard skeletons don't have the best of hearing. ;)
As for cheesecake, who?! Also, we should start a Cheesecake Answer For the 'Cheese' Question Appreciation Club - Y/Y?
Ignore this suspiciously chocolate-looking stain in the corner >>; Because it's totally not the hot fudge <<;
The first line of Veronica's owl caused a slight tremor in the indescribable gift that belonged to George. She suddenly felt, to the core, that something was coming. He was coming. And so was the Batlabel-gun.
George, however, knew that he was a man who liked an entrance, and George would be a pretty big party-pooper if she ruined it. So she held her tongue/quill.
Oh, jeez, not the Every Flavor Beans. Can you imagine having 'grass' on a sundae? Or 'vomit'? EUGH. The ice-a cream, it is a masterpiece-a the way it is-a! ...For best quality on this owl, imagine that last line in a rather overzealous Italian accent. With hand gestures! Also, of course they have Oreos and Gummy Things at Hogwarts. I don't think I could last here very long without paying hundreds of dollars on express, over-seas package delivery.
Hee! Point two, for the Shakespeare digs. You're on a roll, missy. Five points and you get a toaster, keep up the good work. Also, considering Hamlet's beau, there... I don't think talking to himself or whatever else falls in the crazy category is all too off-base!
Hmm. There may need to be hunting down. May. Anybody who is a friend to cheesecake, of course, is a friend to moi, but you never know. Trouble could be afoot. Arguments as to whether it should be topped with strawberries or cherries. Messy business!
I've been reading all of your letters in an overzealous Italian accent anyways, so all our bases are covered (no I haven't!).
I've learned from working in an ice cream shop(pe) is that there's all kinds of flavors that seem completely unappealing except for its one special person. Durian ice cream is like the fairy tale of the dairy world. I think Hogwarts houses a rabbit or two, maybe they would find a grass sundae delicious?
If any business gets too messy, please send for me to negotiate a detente. Oh, sorry. I've been reading European 20th century history all morning. I don't think they offer the course here, so I want to keep on the up-and-up. Even if it's on something that occurred almost 100 years ago.
I should be caught up enough to read the newspaper by the time I'm thirty. I'll seem so mature!
Ahhh, this may be a good time to stick to it, then. Because Mars is... such an Italian name? That's my excuse and I'm sticking to it.
Grass, I don't know about. I mean, I met one of the bunnies at this school, right? Which... sounds crazy just mentioning that now, but bear with me. At any rate, he wasn't exactly the grass type! More the... Bud Light and beer nuts type, really.
Durian? Fairy tale? God, my mouth is doing strange, salivating things just at the concept. Sweets have always been a weakness in the life of Veronica Mars, I must confess whole-heartedly. I try to escape! I'm not addicted to them, though, they're addicted to me. Like this chocolate chip cookie? Saved from lunch? Uh oh. It's coming back for more! Ahhh! Oh noez!
Anyway.
Thirty? Being awfully optimistic! I think that's what SparkNotes.com is for. Wonder if they SparkNote newspapers? I'll have to start a petition.
Well, it's Roman at least. Well, Latin to be more accurate, but I'd say it's fairly close to say that it's Italian in origin. So yes, let's stick to it together!
And I guess the Durian will get another fairytale ending with you too! That's fortunate, since normally it's so neglected. The stoicism you display while under siege from various snacks is quite admirable, too.
I think that televised news is SparkNotes for newspapers.
...Is that extra 'I' good? Good. I had an urge. Maybe I should have added an 'o' for this new Italian trend. I'll figure it out eventually. Damn gods and not being able to pick nationalities.
Thank you, thank you very much. (You may forgo a moment of Italian-ism to be Elvis.) I thought it was rather admirable too. And modest!
Ah, but when you look up Shakespeare or Wuthering Heights, you do not have to decide whether you are Republican or Democratic! For the lose. I feel I may invent a SparkNotes for Newspapers that doesn't lean right or left. ...Or run twenty-four freaking hours a day.
The extra 'I' is fine! I don't think we're in danger of running out of them. I'm not sure where you'd put the 'o' though.
I try to keep out of politics too. Actually, most television gives me a headache, but the news especially. It's just so sad most the time, but cold as well. Doesn't Hogwarts feel so warm in comparison? I think it's a very earnest place.
George,
Holy freaking toppings, Batman!
Cookie dough. Sprinkles. Oreos. Gummi bears. This is me salivating, by the way. You read my mind, didn't you? Sneaky ice cream ninja, get your own brain. No, really, this is... pretty much everything I think of when I think of ice cream. Ever. Thank you.
Making Shakespeare wince, I'm pretty sure that's a past time of high schoolers. Particularly those in my English class. You think you've heard it all until you've heard steroid'd-out jocks attempting iambic pentameter. Luckily, the man's in the ground! And I've heard skeletons don't have the best of hearing. ;)
As for cheesecake, who?! Also, we should start a Cheesecake Answer For the 'Cheese' Question Appreciation Club - Y/Y?
Ignore this suspiciously chocolate-looking stain in the corner >>; Because it's totally not the hot fudge <<;
-Veronica
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George, however, knew that he was a man who liked an entrance, and George would be a pretty big party-pooper if she ruined it. So she held her tongue/quill.
Hello, Veronica ( ... )
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Oh, jeez, not the Every Flavor Beans. Can you imagine having 'grass' on a sundae? Or 'vomit'? EUGH. The ice-a cream, it is a masterpiece-a the way it is-a! ...For best quality on this owl, imagine that last line in a rather overzealous Italian accent. With hand gestures! Also, of course they have Oreos and Gummy Things at Hogwarts. I don't think I could last here very long without paying hundreds of dollars on express, over-seas package delivery.
Hee! Point two, for the Shakespeare digs. You're on a roll, missy. Five points and you get a toaster, keep up the good work. Also, considering Hamlet's beau, there... I don't think talking to himself or whatever else falls in the crazy category is all too off-base!
Hmm. There may need to be hunting down. May. Anybody who is a friend to cheesecake, of course, is a friend to moi, but you never know. Trouble could be afoot. Arguments as to whether it should be topped with strawberries or cherries. Messy business!
-Veronica
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I've been reading all of your letters in an overzealous Italian accent anyways, so all our bases are covered (no I haven't!).
I've learned from working in an ice cream shop(pe) is that there's all kinds of flavors that seem completely unappealing except for its one special person. Durian ice cream is like the fairy tale of the dairy world. I think Hogwarts houses a rabbit or two, maybe they would find a grass sundae delicious?
If any business gets too messy, please send for me to negotiate a detente. Oh, sorry. I've been reading European 20th century history all morning. I don't think they offer the course here, so I want to keep on the up-and-up. Even if it's on something that occurred almost 100 years ago.
I should be caught up enough to read the newspaper by the time I'm thirty. I'll seem so mature!
Immaturely,
George
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Ahhh, this may be a good time to stick to it, then. Because Mars is... such an Italian name? That's my excuse and I'm sticking to it.
Grass, I don't know about. I mean, I met one of the bunnies at this school, right? Which... sounds crazy just mentioning that now, but bear with me. At any rate, he wasn't exactly the grass type! More the... Bud Light and beer nuts type, really.
Durian? Fairy tale? God, my mouth is doing strange, salivating things just at the concept. Sweets have always been a weakness in the life of Veronica Mars, I must confess whole-heartedly. I try to escape! I'm not addicted to them, though, they're addicted to me. Like this chocolate chip cookie? Saved from lunch? Uh oh. It's coming back for more! Ahhh! Oh noez!
Anyway.
Thirty? Being awfully optimistic! I think that's what SparkNotes.com is for. Wonder if they SparkNote newspapers? I'll have to start a petition.
-Veronica
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Well, it's Roman at least. Well, Latin to be more accurate, but I'd say it's fairly close to say that it's Italian in origin. So yes, let's stick to it together!
And I guess the Durian will get another fairytale ending with you too! That's fortunate, since normally it's so neglected. The stoicism you display while under siege from various snacks is quite admirable, too.
I think that televised news is SparkNotes for newspapers.
Sincerely,
George
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...Is that extra 'I' good? Good. I had an urge. Maybe I should have added an 'o' for this new Italian trend. I'll figure it out eventually. Damn gods and not being able to pick nationalities.
Thank you, thank you very much. (You may forgo a moment of Italian-ism to be Elvis.) I thought it was rather admirable too. And modest!
Ah, but when you look up Shakespeare or Wuthering Heights, you do not have to decide whether you are Republican or Democratic! For the lose. I feel I may invent a SparkNotes for Newspapers that doesn't lean right or left. ...Or run twenty-four freaking hours a day.
-Veronica
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The extra 'I' is fine! I don't think we're in danger of running out of them. I'm not sure where you'd put the 'o' though.
I try to keep out of politics too. Actually, most television gives me a headache, but the news especially. It's just so sad most the time, but cold as well. Doesn't Hogwarts feel so warm in comparison? I think it's a very earnest place.
Thoughtfully,
George
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