Application for Virginia Braithwaite - At Home With The Braithwaites

[vbraithwaite]

Virginia looked around, not really knowing what she was doing here.

Lighting up a cigarette, she sat down on the ground,

"Fuck!"

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[sidney_reilly]

Reilly opened a gold cigarette case and held it out to the woman.

"Rather down on marriage, aren't we. Ever tried it?"

[vbraithwaite]

"Yes, actually, I bloody well have. Married the gold-digger who was trying to get my mothers millions. Only problem is, she then tried to sleep with my pissing shit head of a father, but he was too drunk to remember. So then the bitch tried to bribe him for a million pounds, or she'd tell me, then she went and died through a fuckign pissing television falling in the bath tub. So yeah, I am rather down on marriage. And yes, I will take a pissing cigarette"

With a shaky hand, she reached out and grabbed one of the fags, stuck it in the corner of her mouth,

"Who the fuck are you, anyway?"

[sidney_reilly]

"Name's Reilly," he said, and lit up a cigarette of his own. "I must say, you make me feel rather grateful to be an orphan. What became of the golddigger?"

[vbraithwaite]

"I just fucking told you. The lousy twat got killed in the bathtub by the telly. Dead. Fried to the middle of her fucking shitting brain."

[sidney_reilly]

"Ahh. I had a bit of gender confusion there. Those sorts of things didn't happen in my day - or rather, they did, but they didn't end up in marriages." He blew a small smoke ring.

[vbraithwaite]

"It shouldn't have ended up in a pissing marriage in the first place. If it wasn't for the sodding teen pregnancy arsing sister of mine, then I wouldn't have ended up marrying the twatting bitch. Oh, she just had to go off and be a fucking wedding pissing planner. Wanted to pull out, wanted to get back with my pregnant ex-girlfriend, but couldn't do that could I? No. Twunts."

[sidney_reilly]

"Then it's not altogether a bad thing that 'til death do us part' didn't take all that long, isn't it?" Reilly grinned. "Any luck with the ex once you were a widow?"

[vbraithwaite]

"Yeah. We're great, bloody fantastic. Love 'er, I do. But....sometimes. Y'know, I stray a little. Not, not that often, I still love her, more than anything. But there is the occasional meaningless sex."

Virginis looked off into the distance for a moment

"But if you pissing tell her, then I'll fill you in!"

Vote: Slytherin

[sidney_reilly]

Reilly's grin took on a vaguely evil cast. "Not a bit of it. Secrets are what good marriages are built on, I've found."

He looked Virginia over. "I daresay you'd suit in Slytherin. If nothing else, you'd probably enjoy the Little Green Apple, our very own shisha cafe."

Re: Vote: Slytherin

[vbraithwaite]

"What the fucking fuck is a Slytherin?"

Re: Vote: Slytherin

[sidney_reilly]

"One of the Houses here. Boarding school, you know. Slytherin's for the clever ones, as opposed to the merely intelligent - those are in Ravenclaw. We're the ones always thinking three or more steps ahead of everyone else."

Re: Vote: Slytherin

[vbraithwaite]

"I certainly like your style"

Re: Vote: Slytherin

[sidney_reilly]

"Thank you, though I'm rather surprised. Many people find me a bit old-fashioned."

Re: Vote: Slytherin

[vbraithwaite]

"Old fashioned don't 'ave to be bad. Although you might wanna loosen up a bit when it comes to shagging"

Re: Vote: Slytherin

[sidney_reilly]

Reilly laughed again. "Another switch. In my day I was considered quite the cad."