Application for Virginia Braithwaite - At Home With The Braithwaites
Virginia looked around, not really knowing what she was doing here.
Lighting up a cigarette, she sat down on the ground,
"Fuck!"
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
"How am I supposed to know what my favorite pissing cheese is? Does it matter? I mean, in the grand scheme of things, is it really going to make a difference? I mean honestly"
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
"Whichever bastard turns up first."
3. What time is it where you are?
"Time to lend us a fag?"
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
"Sexually harass? I don't sexually harass anyone, me. Anyway, who is this Dumbledore that you're bloody well ranting on about?"
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
"Up" sticking her finger up "Yours"
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
"What? Don't see why any of them should be gettin' piggin' married. What would they want to go and do a thing like that for? Messes you up, it does. Am telling ye."
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
"Try setting it on fire. Might work, then again, might not."
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
"Calling me useless? Every pissing shithead calls me useless. Fucks sake. I do things, ok? Stuff."
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
"Err, I offer to, to, err, help with things? Some stuff?"
"I have read the hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. ______VB______
I have read the hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. _____VB______.
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. ___VB________.
One day, marmalade will rule the world. ___VB__________"
Lighting up a cigarette, she sat down on the ground,
"Fuck!"
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
"How am I supposed to know what my favorite pissing cheese is? Does it matter? I mean, in the grand scheme of things, is it really going to make a difference? I mean honestly"
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
"Whichever bastard turns up first."
3. What time is it where you are?
"Time to lend us a fag?"
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
"Sexually harass? I don't sexually harass anyone, me. Anyway, who is this Dumbledore that you're bloody well ranting on about?"
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
"Up" sticking her finger up "Yours"
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
"What? Don't see why any of them should be gettin' piggin' married. What would they want to go and do a thing like that for? Messes you up, it does. Am telling ye."
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
"Try setting it on fire. Might work, then again, might not."
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
"Calling me useless? Every pissing shithead calls me useless. Fucks sake. I do things, ok? Stuff."
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
"Err, I offer to, to, err, help with things? Some stuff?"
"I have read the hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. ______VB______
I have read the hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. _____VB______.
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. ___VB________.
One day, marmalade will rule the world. ___VB__________"