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hobodoktor in hogwarts_hocus

Dr. FG Hobo, VG Cats

Jun 30, 2007 00:11

[[No, I'm not typing his lisp. I suck at lisps]]

"THE ALIENS TOOK MEEEEE!" A hobo in dirty clothes and a paper bag hat brandished a spoon. "YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!" But...there were no aliens here. Yet. Then Dr. Hobo saw the application. "Oh, they want me to be their doctor!"

( Fillin out my doctor application )

laura palmer, application, dr hobo, tenna

Comments 19

assmeat_hunger June 30 2007, 13:17:57 UTC

What a strange being.

"BUT I LIKE THE HAT," Tenna replied in a bit of a screech, making grabby hands at Dr. Hobo's paper bag.

Kindred spirits, they were. Kindred. Spirits.

hobodoktor July 1 2007, 04:55:26 UTC

"IZ MY HAT!" Then Dr. Hobo blinked. "Did you ever eat brains?"

assmeat_hunger July 3 2007, 14:00:37 UTC

Bzuh? Tenna automatically grabbed at her head, protectively, eyes widening. Hey, he could keep the hat! "No! Well, once, but they were Jell-O." And then, suddenly, WIDE ACCUSING EYES. "YOU DON'T HAPPEN TO PARTAKE IN CANNIBALISM, MISTER, HMMM???"

hobodoktor July 3 2007, 20:33:07 UTC

"What? Babies brains are a delicacy!"

Thread 5

wh0_kill3d_m3 July 1 2007, 01:13:05 UTC

You're a doctor? ...Have you ever been to Hawaii, by any chance?

hobodoktor July 1 2007, 05:00:17 UTC

"Naw, the man won't let me on a plane. Said I was going to blow it up. It was just a moldy sandwich!"

wh0_kill3d_m3 July 1 2007, 05:06:54 UTC

Guess you're not related to my friend Dr. Jacoby then, he loves Hawaii. He's a psychiatrist - what kind of doctor are you?

hobodoktor July 2 2007, 03:49:21 UTC

"I's a doctor of brains! I carve them out, then I eat them! Mmm-mmm!"

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ugly_old_hat July 6 2007, 00:27:18 UTC

Intrigued, the Hat echoed, "I'm a helicopter! Moo!"

hobodoktor July 6 2007, 05:17:28 UTC

"TALKING HELICOPTOR HAT!"

Then Dr. Hobo stared at the Sorting Hat.

"Didja know talking hats once ruled the world?"

ugly_old_hat July 6 2007, 05:28:41 UTC

The Hat squeed. "Tell me about it!"

hobodoktor July 7 2007, 00:18:33 UTC

"Well, ssee there, talking hat, when the Earth came out of the giant hole in the sky, there were these talking hats." Dr. Hobo began, twirling a quill around and tossing it up. "They got to fly about and be happy, then the dinosaurs came and stomped them." The quill landed point down in Dr. Hobo's head.

"THERE'S A QUILL IN MY BRAIN!"

Thread 5

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