Dr. FG Hobo, VG Cats
[[No, I'm not typing his lisp. I suck at lisps]]
"THE ALIENS TOOK MEEEEE!" A hobo in dirty clothes and a paper bag hat brandished a spoon. "YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!" But...there were no aliens here. Yet. Then Dr. Hobo saw the application. "Oh, they want me to be their doctor!"
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
"That oozy moldy cheese I ate last week."
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
Oh, now Dr. Hobo got riled up. "They both should die! Barney is turning those kids brains into mush. And Carrottop spit on me!"
3. What time is it where you are?
"IT'S MY TIME!"
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
"Now, see, there's no sexual harassing with me. That's what they said I was doing. I don't know why, I was just not wearing pants!"
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
"The Hobo Bar. And there I'll educate that talking cat. But make sure he doesn't take my brain.
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
Two faces popped up next to Dr. Hobo's head. They both looked like him, but one was red with devil horns and a tail, and the other was in clown makeup.
"Tell him to screw Fred!" Devil!Hobo said.
"I'm a helicoptor! Moo!" Clown!Hobo said.
"I'm a helicoptor! Moo!" Dr. Hobo repeated. He went with the clown.
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
"That's because they don't give you them fancy computers. But then you download a few songs and bam! They'll getcha!"
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
"I'm a doctor, you know."
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
"YOU CAN'T HAVE MY HAT! IT'S MINE!" he yelled, clutching his paper bag tightly.
"I have read the hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. ______Dr. Hobo______
I have read the hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. ____Dr. Hobo_______.
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. _____Dr. Hobo______.
One day, marmalade will rule the world. _____I KNEW IT!________"
"THE ALIENS TOOK MEEEEE!" A hobo in dirty clothes and a paper bag hat brandished a spoon. "YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!" But...there were no aliens here. Yet. Then Dr. Hobo saw the application. "Oh, they want me to be their doctor!"
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
"That oozy moldy cheese I ate last week."
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
Oh, now Dr. Hobo got riled up. "They both should die! Barney is turning those kids brains into mush. And Carrottop spit on me!"
3. What time is it where you are?
"IT'S MY TIME!"
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
"Now, see, there's no sexual harassing with me. That's what they said I was doing. I don't know why, I was just not wearing pants!"
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
"The Hobo Bar. And there I'll educate that talking cat. But make sure he doesn't take my brain.
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
Two faces popped up next to Dr. Hobo's head. They both looked like him, but one was red with devil horns and a tail, and the other was in clown makeup.
"Tell him to screw Fred!" Devil!Hobo said.
"I'm a helicoptor! Moo!" Clown!Hobo said.
"I'm a helicoptor! Moo!" Dr. Hobo repeated. He went with the clown.
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
"That's because they don't give you them fancy computers. But then you download a few songs and bam! They'll getcha!"
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
"I'm a doctor, you know."
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
"YOU CAN'T HAVE MY HAT! IT'S MINE!" he yelled, clutching his paper bag tightly.
"I have read the hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. ______Dr. Hobo______
I have read the hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. ____Dr. Hobo_______.
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. _____Dr. Hobo______.
One day, marmalade will rule the world. _____I KNEW IT!________"