Foxxy Love, Drawn Together
The front door slams open, to reveal a lovely dark skinned girl, dressed in a red off the shoulder tube top type of thing, and red short shorts, her thong riding up to her hipbones. Cause it's sexy. Not to mention the full luxurious fox tail dangling from her rear, and a red hat with fox ears. It can only be one person-
"Foxy Foxxy Love, y'all!" As she bursts into the sorting room, spinning a couple of times, then striking a sexy pose. "Captain Hero? Waldor? Anybody?" The tail begins to droop as she continues to look around the room, seeing none of the housemates. "What is this y'all? Some kinda trick or somethin'?"
Her eyes scan across the questionaire, as she plays with her tail bervously. "i dunno y'all, i ain't doin' no good at no tests." Much to her surprise, the words are written on the scroll by a moving pen. Which is good, cause Foxxy can't spell.
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?Mhmmm, Foxxy Love loves a good solid hunk o'chedda. Mhmm-hmm!"
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?"Oohhh, that do be a hard one! I'da have to go with Barney, cause you just dohn know what kinda evil thing is unda that there suit it could even be a" shudder "Human!"
3. What time is it where you are? "It's always Foxxy time!"
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black. "oooh, hunny, it ain't sexual harassment if'n they enjoy it." At which point she turns towards the camera, her face a model of sadness. "Least, that's what I keep tellin myself."
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark. "Foxxys lovin!"
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument. "Why let those poor boys go to the gay, when they could have me, instead? Foxxy Love loves herself some redhaired boys."
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it. "Foxy just don't know.
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless. "Well, there's my singin, and my lovin, and, well, I'm Foxxy Love!"
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. "Oooh." The girl turns on one foot, studying the room, a sultry smile on her face. "Well, all Foxxy Loves got to give is Foxxy love, and there's plenty of that to go around!
"I have read the hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. ____FL________
I have read the hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. ___FL________.
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers (which Foxxy don't wear) in a bunch. ____FL_______.
One day, Funk will rule the world. _______FL______"
"Foxy Foxxy Love, y'all!" As she bursts into the sorting room, spinning a couple of times, then striking a sexy pose. "Captain Hero? Waldor? Anybody?" The tail begins to droop as she continues to look around the room, seeing none of the housemates. "What is this y'all? Some kinda trick or somethin'?"
Her eyes scan across the questionaire, as she plays with her tail bervously. "i dunno y'all, i ain't doin' no good at no tests." Much to her surprise, the words are written on the scroll by a moving pen. Which is good, cause Foxxy can't spell.
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?Mhmmm, Foxxy Love loves a good solid hunk o'chedda. Mhmm-hmm!"
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?"Oohhh, that do be a hard one! I'da have to go with Barney, cause you just dohn know what kinda evil thing is unda that there suit it could even be a" shudder "Human!"
3. What time is it where you are? "It's always Foxxy time!"
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black. "oooh, hunny, it ain't sexual harassment if'n they enjoy it." At which point she turns towards the camera, her face a model of sadness. "Least, that's what I keep tellin myself."
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark. "Foxxys lovin!"
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument. "Why let those poor boys go to the gay, when they could have me, instead? Foxxy Love loves herself some redhaired boys."
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it. "Foxy just don't know.
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless. "Well, there's my singin, and my lovin, and, well, I'm Foxxy Love!"
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. "Oooh." The girl turns on one foot, studying the room, a sultry smile on her face. "Well, all Foxxy Loves got to give is Foxxy love, and there's plenty of that to go around!
"I have read the hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. ____FL________
I have read the hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. ___FL________.
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers (which Foxxy don't wear) in a bunch. ____FL_______.
One day, Funk will rule the world. _______FL______"