Owl to Santa
After having a Dictaquill write the note, the Easter Bunny was becoming increasingly paranoid of venturing into the school Owlry to deliver letters. They all looked at him like food.
He was so getting some kind of messenger animal. Just as soon as he figured out what kind of animal Santa hated.
Hey, fat boy,
I got a teaching position here - something about teaching the little student fuckers how to apparate. Should be dead easy, we do that shit without even having to think about it or flinging around a stupid-ass wand.
Wanna be my TA? You know you want to. You can have your share of tormenting the idiots. Plus, it means you'd technically be working for me. How rad is that?
E.B
He was so getting some kind of messenger animal. Just as soon as he figured out what kind of animal Santa hated.
Hey, fat boy,
I got a teaching position here - something about teaching the little student fuckers how to apparate. Should be dead easy, we do that shit without even having to think about it or flinging around a stupid-ass wand.
Wanna be my TA? You know you want to. You can have your share of tormenting the idiots. Plus, it means you'd technically be working for me. How rad is that?
E.B