Ye Olde Warte
Agnes marged into the radio station angrily and dumped several things down on a table as she quickly marched over to the CDs and picked several out. Scowling furiously, she turned on the mic.
"Attentione Hogwartes, listen to me. I'm Agnes Nutter, ande you're all a bunche of idiotes." she said icily. Bitch Bitch Bitch comes on (Jekyll & Hyde).
There was the sound of things moving and several curses being muttered, and a distinct 'Bloodey machine...' before I hope you die by the Bloodhound Gang comes on. "That's for you, House. It gets the pointe across... you're an idiote, ande I don't like you, in case you couldn't get it through that arrogante skulle."
"Alright, studentes nexte?" she asked sarcastically. "Stoppe coming to me for absolutely no reason. Ande don'te you dare go to anyone else for medical attentione. It woulde be very unfortunate if you did. Very, very unfortunate."
"A couple of requestes are here. Here's a few other choice songes."
"Here's one from Nny to Devi, 'I'm joking.' he sayes. It's Tom Lehrer's, "I Hold Your Hand In Mine"" (lyrics) "I shoulde hope he's bloodey well joking! Severed handes aren't all well ande goode, or romantic. Devi, dear, come up to the Wing and have your hande regrown as soon as possible if he does anything!"
"Al Stewart's, "Nostradamus"" She paused for several seconds. "I know that was you Anathema, there's no pointe in trying to hide. That remindes me, watche out for pottery, dear." she said in a warning voice, before moving on. (lyrics)
"From Luna, The Ditty Bops, "Sister Kate", I'm dissapointed, dear! I've hearde this one before. Besides, 'shaking it' seems a little too...provokative for mye tastes, dear. Having fittes on the dance floor is not something to be admired." (lyrics)
"Er, the Anastasia soundtrack, "In The Dark Of The Night" from Sadako." (lyrics) "How... nice, dear. Have you ever considered therapy?"
"To Crowley from La Fee Verte, "Just Me and Eve" by Lorraine a' Malena." (lyrics) "Well... I don'te really knowe what to say to that one. God's a meane bastarde. Next?"
""Shock Treatment"" (lyrics) "from Dorilys?
"An anonymous request, now, boyes ande girles. The message is... 'I DO COCAINE!!!'?"
Johnny Cash "It's Cocaine Blues." She paused for several seconds, before starting. "THERE WAS NO EVIL TOASTE YOU BLOODEY MORON!!!" She cried angrilly, before shoving on the next song. "Anonymouse." she muttered as it came on, seething.
"Dead Can Dance, Labour of Love"
"A request from Strong Bad, is that a- Oh, no, that's actually it's name, apparently. Dedication: 'I'm gonna buy you a pizza!' Strong Bad with The
Cheat Is Not Dead." Agnes coughed a little. "I'm...glade to hear it? Nice vocales there..."
"One laste thinge. Professors? Holde some classes you idiotes." she snarled. "Howe can you run a school with no lessons?"
((A special, OOC dedication for all the Doctor Who fans out there! Geraldine Quinn's Spoof, Doctor Who's assistant. Characters won't here this song in the show, muns only!))
"Attentione Hogwartes, listen to me. I'm Agnes Nutter, ande you're all a bunche of idiotes." she said icily. Bitch Bitch Bitch comes on (Jekyll & Hyde).
There was the sound of things moving and several curses being muttered, and a distinct 'Bloodey machine...' before I hope you die by the Bloodhound Gang comes on. "That's for you, House. It gets the pointe across... you're an idiote, ande I don't like you, in case you couldn't get it through that arrogante skulle."
"Alright, studentes nexte?" she asked sarcastically. "Stoppe coming to me for absolutely no reason. Ande don'te you dare go to anyone else for medical attentione. It woulde be very unfortunate if you did. Very, very unfortunate."
"A couple of requestes are here. Here's a few other choice songes."
"Here's one from Nny to Devi, 'I'm joking.' he sayes. It's Tom Lehrer's, "I Hold Your Hand In Mine"" (lyrics) "I shoulde hope he's bloodey well joking! Severed handes aren't all well ande goode, or romantic. Devi, dear, come up to the Wing and have your hande regrown as soon as possible if he does anything!"
"Al Stewart's, "Nostradamus"" She paused for several seconds. "I know that was you Anathema, there's no pointe in trying to hide. That remindes me, watche out for pottery, dear." she said in a warning voice, before moving on. (lyrics)
"From Luna, The Ditty Bops, "Sister Kate", I'm dissapointed, dear! I've hearde this one before. Besides, 'shaking it' seems a little too...provokative for mye tastes, dear. Having fittes on the dance floor is not something to be admired." (lyrics)
"Er, the Anastasia soundtrack, "In The Dark Of The Night" from Sadako." (lyrics) "How... nice, dear. Have you ever considered therapy?"
"To Crowley from La Fee Verte, "Just Me and Eve" by Lorraine a' Malena." (lyrics) "Well... I don'te really knowe what to say to that one. God's a meane bastarde. Next?"
""Shock Treatment"" (lyrics) "from Dorilys?
"An anonymous request, now, boyes ande girles. The message is... 'I DO COCAINE!!!'?"
Johnny Cash "It's Cocaine Blues." She paused for several seconds, before starting. "THERE WAS NO EVIL TOASTE YOU BLOODEY MORON!!!" She cried angrilly, before shoving on the next song. "Anonymouse." she muttered as it came on, seething.
"Dead Can Dance, Labour of Love"
"A request from Strong Bad, is that a- Oh, no, that's actually it's name, apparently. Dedication: 'I'm gonna buy you a pizza!' Strong Bad with The
Cheat Is Not Dead." Agnes coughed a little. "I'm...glade to hear it? Nice vocales there..."
"One laste thinge. Professors? Holde some classes you idiotes." she snarled. "Howe can you run a school with no lessons?"
((A special, OOC dedication for all the Doctor Who fans out there! Geraldine Quinn's Spoof, Doctor Who's assistant. Characters won't here this song in the show, muns only!))