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Ace Ventura, Ace Ventura Pet Detective

Feb 25, 2007 03:30

1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?

SQUEEZE CHEESE. You should see all the fun things you can do with it. Spike seems to like it alot too.

2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?

Depends...are either animal abusers? Wear any merchandise resulted in the life being shredded out of poor defenseless creatures? If so, THERE ( Read more... )

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kouneru February 25 2007, 08:53:12 UTC

The man definitely smells like a zoo, so Kouneru assumes he's telling the truth. "And how do you feel about animals who turn into people, and vice versa?"

luffs_a_slinky February 25 2007, 17:14:11 UTC

Well, I've never actually HEARD of that happening but why would an animal want to be a human? THEY'VE GOT SO MUCH MORE TO LIVE FOR.

But people turning into animals, LUCKY. I tried turning into a rhino once...

kouneru February 26 2007, 03:29:20 UTC

"Ah, you did? How did that go?" He offers a friendly smile. "I myself am a wolf, and my... friend, was a lion-turned-chimera. Where I'm from, this isn't so unusual."

waste_lock February 25 2007, 09:11:37 UTC

Are you as tough with musclebound bikers in leather as you are with anorexic bimbos in fur?

luffs_a_slinky February 25 2007, 17:24:47 UTC

You betcha! Even though PAIN is usually leaking out of my EARS by the time the bikers lose interest.

wh0_kill3d_m3 February 25 2007, 09:35:06 UTC

Laura walks in with Galahad around her shoulders and a mynah bird and pigeon perched on a forearm.

"All my pets are present and accounted for. So what does that leave us for a bribe, Mr. Ventura?"

ra_tilt_chimera February 25 2007, 14:46:35 UTC

*Zel winces.* Do you really need to shout like that?

luffs_a_slinky February 25 2007, 17:15:48 UTC

OF COURSE I do, Mr. Poopypants!

ra_tilt_chimera February 25 2007, 17:24:26 UTC

*Dear Cepheid, this man is insane.* Actually, my name's Greywords. Zelgadiss Greywords. Most people call me Zel; I've started telling them to since it saves me being called Zelgedes or something. So, call me Zel. Please.

ugly_imp February 25 2007, 15:48:00 UTC

"Animal rights? What does that mean?" Except for Tysha, the kitten he'd inherited as a sorting bribe some time ago, Tyrion had little use for animals except where they might be useful to him as food or a means of transportation.