Ace Ventura, Ace Ventura Pet Detective
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
SQUEEZE CHEESE. You should see all the fun things you can do with it. Spike seems to like it alot too.
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
Depends...are either animal abusers? Wear any merchandise resulted in the life being shredded out of poor defenseless creatures? If so, THERE WILL BE HELL TO PAY!
3. What time is it where you are?
IT IS...almost half more than half past the last hour that went by in the AM area.
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
They say it's It's been a bit hard for me to distinguish between the female and male body ever since that Finkle/Einhorn incident...eesh...staying away from harrassment for awhile.
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
The Slinky, hands down.
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
Pssh, everyone knows all the Harrys end up with all the Georges.
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
Spike, have you been messing around other people's garbage again? I've told you before, you have NO IDEA where that stuff's been! Don't you look at me like that, mister!
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
I'm an animal rites activist with a pet monkey named Spike and a penthouse full of other various animals. I'M SAVING LIVES MAN!
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
Ace Ventura, Pet Detective and lover of ALL animals at your service! Lost a pet? I'll find it!
Unless it's a bat. Please keep all bats and batly related spawn away from me, SPANK YOU VERY MUCH.
OH, and I've got this really neat slinky that can make it down THOUSANDS of Hindu temple steps. CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?! I can't garantee it'll work anywhere else besides that specific temple though...it was somewhere in Namibia.
On second thought, I think I'll keep the slinky. Take care now, bye bye then.
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