Stephanie Brown (Spoiler/Robin IV), Batman (DC Comics)
"Aiiiiieeeeeeeee!"
A blonde girl in a brightly-colored costume came tumbling out of nowhere, flapping her arms like mad.
Spoiler’s death-journal, day whatever. I’m currently falling to my doom. Which is weird, because I thought I was already at ‘my doom’. Shouldn’t whole ‘Steph is dead’ thing be doomy enough? The apex of doom, if you will?
Steph reached for her grappling hook, which wrapped securely around a rafter. She swung to the ground, and without missing a beat, picked up the application.
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
American! Now and forever. Not only does it taste great, but it’s the most versatile cheese on the planet- use it in a sandwich, or add it to boxed mac n’ cheese to make the whole thing cheesier!
Man, now I’m hungry. Hey- dead people don’t get hungry! Am I back already? I hope it wasn’t a lazarus pit. Those sound sticky and gross.
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
Sorry, killing’s a no-no for me, so I’ll go with Barney. You can’t technically murder a puppet…right? Right?
3. What time is it where you are?
Time for you to get a watch! Ohhh!
Steph paused, then grimaced. “Sorry. I’m so sorry.”
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
Hey! I know this one! Bless Tim and his nerdy little heart.
“Sirius Black, because he seems like he can take a joke.”
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
To be honest, any place that would let a 17 year old bartend is bound to be skeevy, and owned by some cowboy booted guy named ‘Buck’. Pass.
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
Isn’t Harry, like, 12? I guess if we’re going with Greek myths, that’s not such a problem. If I’m remembering my English classes correctly, it doesn’t make much of a difference- everyone winds up turned into wildlife and/or inanimate objects.
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
Because you need an Alfred Pennyworth in your life!
Easiest question ever!
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
Yeesh. These people really know how to hit the sore spots.
Well, I died awhile ago in a gang war I practically started, but have still managed to make several posthumous life-saving interventions. So I’m a pretty useful dead gal.
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe.
Bribe? Well I’ve got a bag here. Let’s see what's what. Spoiler costume, pictures, and bat-gadgets. Those are so not up for grabs. Oh, but look at this!
Looks like whoever packed my bag knew there was a bribe coming up. I’ve got loads of junk food- licorice, chocolate bars, jellybeans, and chewing gum. There are also some magazines, if you don’t want to ruin your teeth weakling!.
I have read the hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. __Steph Brown__
I have read the hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. __Steph Brown__.
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. __Steph Brown__
One day, marmalade will rule the world. __Not if I can stop it!Steph Brown___
((Steph keeps a diary of her exploits, so any italicized text is her transcribing thoughts into said diary. Application okayed with other Bat-Family muns!))
A blonde girl in a brightly-colored costume came tumbling out of nowhere, flapping her arms like mad.
Spoiler’s death-journal, day whatever. I’m currently falling to my doom. Which is weird, because I thought I was already at ‘my doom’. Shouldn’t whole ‘Steph is dead’ thing be doomy enough? The apex of doom, if you will?
Steph reached for her grappling hook, which wrapped securely around a rafter. She swung to the ground, and without missing a beat, picked up the application.
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
American! Now and forever. Not only does it taste great, but it’s the most versatile cheese on the planet- use it in a sandwich, or add it to boxed mac n’ cheese to make the whole thing cheesier!
Man, now I’m hungry. Hey- dead people don’t get hungry! Am I back already? I hope it wasn’t a lazarus pit. Those sound sticky and gross.
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
Sorry, killing’s a no-no for me, so I’ll go with Barney. You can’t technically murder a puppet…right? Right?
3. What time is it where you are?
Time for you to get a watch! Ohhh!
Steph paused, then grimaced. “Sorry. I’m so sorry.”
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
Hey! I know this one! Bless Tim and his nerdy little heart.
“Sirius Black, because he seems like he can take a joke.”
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
To be honest, any place that would let a 17 year old bartend is bound to be skeevy, and owned by some cowboy booted guy named ‘Buck’. Pass.
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
Isn’t Harry, like, 12? I guess if we’re going with Greek myths, that’s not such a problem. If I’m remembering my English classes correctly, it doesn’t make much of a difference- everyone winds up turned into wildlife and/or inanimate objects.
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
Because you need an Alfred Pennyworth in your life!
Easiest question ever!
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
Yeesh. These people really know how to hit the sore spots.
Well, I died awhile ago in a gang war I practically started, but have still managed to make several posthumous life-saving interventions. So I’m a pretty useful dead gal.
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe.
Bribe? Well I’ve got a bag here. Let’s see what's what. Spoiler costume, pictures, and bat-gadgets. Those are so not up for grabs. Oh, but look at this!
Looks like whoever packed my bag knew there was a bribe coming up. I’ve got loads of junk food- licorice, chocolate bars, jellybeans, and chewing gum. There are also some magazines, if you don’t want to ruin your teeth weakling!.
I have read the hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. __Steph Brown__
I have read the hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. __Steph Brown__.
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. __Steph Brown__
One day, marmalade will rule the world. __Not if I can stop it!Steph Brown___
((Steph keeps a diary of her exploits, so any italicized text is her transcribing thoughts into said diary. Application okayed with other Bat-Family muns!))