Vicky's answersnobutyeahJanuary 17 2007, 15:03:37 UTC
1) How will you make your House a better place?
Sparklypoo's not sparkly enough at the minute, you know what I'm saying, right, so it should be decorated with, like, nicked stuff (I can go to Boots or whatever, cause I ain't never been to one in Scotland so it should be well easy for them not to spot me) or we could go down the corner shop and get all that glitter and catapult it round the tower only it's dead flammable like when Charlene Hilton tried making glittery fags and burnt half her mouth off so it was great, I got off with Scott Acton who were her boyfriend then half an hour later.
2) Someone has written a song about you. What's the title of that song?
'I'm Too Sexy', innit.
3) What is your favorite style of Hat? Do you like the Sorting Hat's style?
Baker-boy caps are dead good cause you can hide things under it and also in your bra only you got to make sure it's padded or you have square bricks for tits which can, like, arouse suspicion.
4) If you were to get your ass kicked, who would you want to do it and why?
Nobody's ever kicked my arse apart from Tanya Little tried to when she found I'd got off with Cheddar but Cheddar was like, gagging for some gum so we just swapped, his fag for my gum (I burnt my tongue right through the middle so I got an earring through it) except then he wanted a snog so the gum got swallowed by us both.
Polyester and spandex. They're perfect for a night out on the town. I met Prince Harry when I was there, we did it all night. He's a right animal in the bedroom. He likes rhino roleplay.
7) What are your thoughts on leather trousers?
I look fantastic in them.
8) If you were to bring peace to the world, what weapon would you use and why?
Question for Vicky!miss_bunny_swanJanuary 17 2007, 23:14:18 UTC
Miss Swan looked at Vicky, a blankly quizzical look on her face (yes, such an expression was quite possible with Miss Swan!). "Yuhhhhhhhh, OK. What Swan want to know is, so you using all those beauty product, right? Then why you still look like a man?"
Re: Question for Vicky!nobutyeahJanuary 17 2007, 23:16:24 UTC
'Yeah, but, no, but, yeah but no but right, there's this whole other thing that you don't even know about why are you asking me you look like a bloody man too, like Christopher Bourne who works at the porno shop and tries to stub his fag out on your chest, alright?'
"And Swan not bleeding!" After staring indignantly at Vicky for a few seconds, she added, "So you going to bribe Swan with the good stuff or what?" Never mind that Miss Swan was the one who had nominated Vicky. Everything had a price to Miss Swan!
Re: Question for Vicky!miss_bunny_swanJanuary 18 2007, 01:39:42 UTC
"Yuhhhhh, everyTING, I tell you!" Miss Swan replied, slightly impatient. Duh! It was so obvious!
She bent down and picked up the fallen hair extensions. After examining them with a slightly cross-eyed look on her face, she pushed them into her purse. Yay free hair!
Sparklypoo's not sparkly enough at the minute, you know what I'm saying, right, so it should be decorated with, like, nicked stuff (I can go to Boots or whatever, cause I ain't never been to one in Scotland so it should be well easy for them not to spot me) or we could go down the corner shop and get all that glitter and catapult it round the tower only it's dead flammable like when Charlene Hilton tried making glittery fags and burnt half her mouth off so it was great, I got off with Scott Acton who were her boyfriend then half an hour later.
2) Someone has written a song about you. What's the title of that song?
'I'm Too Sexy', innit.
3) What is your favorite style of Hat? Do you like the Sorting Hat's style?
Baker-boy caps are dead good cause you can hide things under it and also in your bra only you got to make sure it's padded or you have square bricks for tits which can, like, arouse suspicion.
4) If you were to get your ass kicked, who would you want to do it and why?
Nobody's ever kicked my arse apart from Tanya Little tried to when she found I'd got off with Cheddar but Cheddar was like, gagging for some gum so we just swapped, his fag for my gum (I burnt my tongue right through the middle so I got an earring through it) except then he wanted a snog so the gum got swallowed by us both.
5) Who is your hero and why?
My hero is Jodie Marsh. She is so classy.
6) What is your favorite fabric?
Polyester and spandex. They're perfect for a night out on the town. I met Prince Harry when I was there, we did it all night. He's a right animal in the bedroom. He likes rhino roleplay.
7) What are your thoughts on leather trousers?
I look fantastic in them.
8) If you were to bring peace to the world, what weapon would you use and why?
Lipstick, mascara, eyeliner, foundation, moisturiser, lipliner, lip gloss, eyeshadow, eye cream, freckledotter, eyelash curlers, blusher, spot cream, facewash, facepack, cotton buds, eye brushes, liquid oil treatment, hair spa stuff and crisps.
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Adequate answer, she feels.
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"And Swan not bleeding!" After staring indignantly at Vicky for a few seconds, she added, "So you going to bribe Swan with the good stuff or what?" Never mind that Miss Swan was the one who had nominated Vicky. Everything had a price to Miss Swan!
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And passes over some Tommi perfume.
'If you want anything else, if you can just let me know.'
She will happily swap any of her twelve children.
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Eh, it would do.
"Yuhhhhhhhh, OK, I tell YOU!" she replied emphatically.
For the record? If Vicky were ever to give Miss Swan one of her twelve children, Miss Swan would probably just attempt to put it in her purse with her orange cornsnake. Hopefully she wouldn't forget about it the way she did with the snake, however. Jesus isn't always around to resurrect your neglected pets and/or children, after all!
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Vicky narrows her piggy eyes.
'God, you're JUST like Charlotte Dobson.'
She flicks her long extensions, and some fall off.
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She bent down and picked up the fallen hair extensions. After examining them with a slightly cross-eyed look on her face, she pushed them into her purse. Yay free hair!
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