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Open rpg as salamander wonders the hallway. Thanks to Tyrion:D
Salamander was wondering the hallways in very, very great distress. Or should he say, he was waddling the hallways, because Tyrion's legs were much much shorter than legs had a right to be and he just could not adjust to this fact. It had been enough of a shock to wake up several feet shorter, but then seeing the stunted mishappen form in the mirror instead of his usual blond hair and slightly pointed ears had distressed him. He'd spent several minutes cursing in both elvish and the tongue of men, then set off to find whoever had his body, and Jill. Or whoever had his body and anyone else that could help put him back into it, because this one just simply would not do.
He had enough vanity to admit he greatly preffered his face to Tyrions, but that wasn't it. It was the legs. The far too short and incredibly annoying legs.
"This is the must frustrating vexing and bothersome Dweomer I've ever experienced," Salamander muttered, still desperately bumblin around the corridors.
Salamander was wondering the hallways in very, very great distress. Or should he say, he was waddling the hallways, because Tyrion's legs were much much shorter than legs had a right to be and he just could not adjust to this fact. It had been enough of a shock to wake up several feet shorter, but then seeing the stunted mishappen form in the mirror instead of his usual blond hair and slightly pointed ears had distressed him. He'd spent several minutes cursing in both elvish and the tongue of men, then set off to find whoever had his body, and Jill. Or whoever had his body and anyone else that could help put him back into it, because this one just simply would not do.
He had enough vanity to admit he greatly preffered his face to Tyrions, but that wasn't it. It was the legs. The far too short and incredibly annoying legs.
"This is the must frustrating vexing and bothersome Dweomer I've ever experienced," Salamander muttered, still desperately bumblin around the corridors.