Anonymous owls go out to Cersei and Jaime Lannister, as well as to Damien Thorn. Each owl carries a note and a small package of cookies. ( Owl to Damien )
The owl is instructed to return to the original sender, with a note and the cookies. It may or may not find the original sender, but a large black dog is sent to watch where it goes. The note reads:
Dear Admirer,
I would ask if I look like an idiot, but I am sure that I can already imagine your witty response. Please take your cookies back, and give Mr. Valentine my warmest regards, if he should in fact be an acquaintance of yours.
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Dear Admirer,
I would ask if I look like an idiot, but I am sure that I can already imagine your witty response. Please take your cookies back, and give Mr. Valentine my warmest regards, if he should in fact be an acquaintance of yours.
Sincerely,
Damien Thorn
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He wrote a quick reply which read:
I am not such a fool as to accept anonymous gifts, even here. And such an offer is most definitely an accusation of being such.
Try harder, next time.
-Jaime.
Then he handed it to the owl, and sent it back to its master.
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