YAY COOKIES!
Anonymous owls go out to Cersei and Jaime Lannister, as well as to Damien Thorn. Each owl carries a note and a small package of cookies.
Dear Mr. Thorn,
I admire you deeply, but alas! My fear of discovery prevents me from letting you know my name. Suffice to say that I have fallen victim to your charm. While I cannot tell you my name, I can give you this gift of cookies as a symbol of my love and admiration. Please think of me as you eat them, and I will think of you eating them and imagining us together in your dark kingdom.
Love,
Your secret admirer.
Dear Jaime,
I have admired you from afar for a long time now, but have never dared say anything until now. I am sorry this note must remain anonymous, but I fear the scorn you might show were you only aware that you hold my heart in the palm of your hand. Please take these cookies and I pray you enjoy them, and will not look with too ill favor on my bearing my deepest secret to you in this way.
Love Always,
Your Secret Admirer
"Your Grace,
"Though you have not walked the halls of Hogwarts long, I feel the school is a much better place for it. As I observed your charming personality, your stunning good looks, and your steely determination, I could not help but admire you. However, I have no doubt that you would find my advances repellent. Instead, I offer you cookies and hope you enjoy them. Perhaps someday we might meet... Ahh, but that is too much to hope for.
Forever Yours,
Your Secret Admirer
((The cookies will cause anyone who eats them to turn purple... Or whatever other interesting effects the muns in question can dream up.))
Dear Mr. Thorn,
I admire you deeply, but alas! My fear of discovery prevents me from letting you know my name. Suffice to say that I have fallen victim to your charm. While I cannot tell you my name, I can give you this gift of cookies as a symbol of my love and admiration. Please think of me as you eat them, and I will think of you eating them and imagining us together in your dark kingdom.
Love,
Your secret admirer.
Dear Jaime,
I have admired you from afar for a long time now, but have never dared say anything until now. I am sorry this note must remain anonymous, but I fear the scorn you might show were you only aware that you hold my heart in the palm of your hand. Please take these cookies and I pray you enjoy them, and will not look with too ill favor on my bearing my deepest secret to you in this way.
Love Always,
Your Secret Admirer
"Your Grace,
"Though you have not walked the halls of Hogwarts long, I feel the school is a much better place for it. As I observed your charming personality, your stunning good looks, and your steely determination, I could not help but admire you. However, I have no doubt that you would find my advances repellent. Instead, I offer you cookies and hope you enjoy them. Perhaps someday we might meet... Ahh, but that is too much to hope for.
Forever Yours,
Your Secret Admirer
((The cookies will cause anyone who eats them to turn purple... Or whatever other interesting effects the muns in question can dream up.))