Dr. Robert Chase: House M.D.
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
I'd have to say American cheese is the best, though House might bust me for that calling me British.
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
Probably Carrottop. That guy is really annoying. And he should dye his hair. He looks like a idiot with red hair.
3. What time is it where you are?
About time for me to go to work. Oh, boy. Another day at Princeton-Plainboro being bossed around by the overlord.
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
......What kind of screwed up place is this? A guy harassing everyone? How old is this guy anyways?
5. If you are pushing to be in:
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
This Harry guy should choose who he wants. We don't have any right to decide for him.
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
Maybe Cameron wrote it and wants you to read it. Badly. She gets really psycho with stuff like that.
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
I'm a trained doctor. I went to medical school for eight years, two of specialized training... How is that useless?
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
Well, I can give out some prescriptions. If you guys need them. And I can give you guys medical gowns, face masks, cotton swabs... and scalpels?
"I have read the hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. -RC
I have read the hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. RC.
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. RC.
One day, marmalade will rule the world. RC"
I'd have to say American cheese is the best, though House might bust me for that calling me British.
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
Probably Carrottop. That guy is really annoying. And he should dye his hair. He looks like a idiot with red hair.
3. What time is it where you are?
About time for me to go to work. Oh, boy. Another day at Princeton-Plainboro being bossed around by the overlord.
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
......What kind of screwed up place is this? A guy harassing everyone? How old is this guy anyways?
5. If you are pushing to be in:
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
This Harry guy should choose who he wants. We don't have any right to decide for him.
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
Maybe Cameron wrote it and wants you to read it. Badly. She gets really psycho with stuff like that.
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
I'm a trained doctor. I went to medical school for eight years, two of specialized training... How is that useless?
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
Well, I can give out some prescriptions. If you guys need them. And I can give you guys medical gowns, face masks, cotton swabs... and scalpels?
"I have read the hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. -RC
I have read the hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. RC.
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. RC.
One day, marmalade will rule the world. RC"