I use my powers for Awesome.

[hobgoblinx]

My friends have been suspecting this for years of me, but finally I will come out and admit it. Yes I have cosmic powers, and yes I use them for awesome. Up until recently I used them entirely unselfishly, but I finally decided I needed a little me time and man has it worked out great

Comments

[gore_whore_5]

Can I have some cosmic awesome too? It sounds tasty.

[hobgoblinx]

But of course :) For Cosmic Awesome to begin entering your life, all you need to do is three things

[gore_whore_5]

Thanks! I feel all warm and fuzzy already.

[madmoisellestar]

But. But. Dammit. That stuff's hard. Couldn't you recommend a fad diet or something?

[hobgoblinx]

Fad diets are bad heh, but I could reccomend eating better in general. :) I had no idea how horribly I was treating myself whenever I snacked on some doritoes or chips or even just ate a bagel o.O until I found out about my diabetes and talked to a nutritionist.