I use my powers for Awesome.
My friends have been suspecting this for years of me, but finally I will come out and admit it. Yes I have cosmic powers, and yes I use them for awesome. Up until recently I used them entirely unselfishly, but I finally decided I needed a little me time and man has it worked out great.
I hopped on the scale today just for kicks, and I am Officially under 200 pounds for the first time since highschool. Hellz-Yeah. Anyone interested in seeing the new and improved Flex-Master Zen, upgraded but still featuring the softest lips that Patrick has ever kissed (He admits it freely and is almost as disturbed by that as his girlfriend) and the strongest tongue my dentist has ever seen :) (Insert swoon here) I think I'm gonna check out the Rude Mechanicals Much Ado About Nothing opening Friday Night at 8 at the Sellers Theater, LHS in Laurel. I mean it's an all female cast, how can I not appear?
I've also managed to beat down the debt demon with my hammer of righteous ass-whoopery™ and I am going to be completely debt free and squared away in 1 year or less (dependent upon my financial situation improving any more than it already has). So that's a hearty F U to our modern financial institutions and their gangland muggings of innocent people disguised as loans and credit cards and whatever else have you with ginormous interest rates hidden in the fine print. If I ever get elected to public office, the Financial Institutions are number one on my list. Brian Moors for Office, He'll Whoop Dat Ass™.
And in other news, I may already have to start looking for new clothes! the 34 inch waists I got for christmas are feeling loose. I think I may be closer to a 32!
Anyone else needing cosmic assistance, I may be able to spare some of my mystical energies now that I have my own ship righted once more. Just drop me a line and I'll burn a little incense, offer a little wine, say a little prayer to the good lord just to cover all the bases, and we'll see if things don't get better.
P.S. I ran spell check and while it disapproved of Mechanicals, it had no problem at all with ginormous. Go Figure!
I hopped on the scale today just for kicks, and I am Officially under 200 pounds for the first time since highschool. Hellz-Yeah. Anyone interested in seeing the new and improved Flex-Master Zen, upgraded but still featuring the softest lips that Patrick has ever kissed (He admits it freely and is almost as disturbed by that as his girlfriend) and the strongest tongue my dentist has ever seen :) (Insert swoon here) I think I'm gonna check out the Rude Mechanicals Much Ado About Nothing opening Friday Night at 8 at the Sellers Theater, LHS in Laurel. I mean it's an all female cast, how can I not appear?
I've also managed to beat down the debt demon with my hammer of righteous ass-whoopery™ and I am going to be completely debt free and squared away in 1 year or less (dependent upon my financial situation improving any more than it already has). So that's a hearty F U to our modern financial institutions and their gangland muggings of innocent people disguised as loans and credit cards and whatever else have you with ginormous interest rates hidden in the fine print. If I ever get elected to public office, the Financial Institutions are number one on my list. Brian Moors for Office, He'll Whoop Dat Ass™.
And in other news, I may already have to start looking for new clothes! the 34 inch waists I got for christmas are feeling loose. I think I may be closer to a 32!
Anyone else needing cosmic assistance, I may be able to spare some of my mystical energies now that I have my own ship righted once more. Just drop me a line and I'll burn a little incense, offer a little wine, say a little prayer to the good lord just to cover all the bases, and we'll see if things don't get better.
P.S. I ran spell check and while it disapproved of Mechanicals, it had no problem at all with ginormous. Go Figure!