omg. another moment in grandma took's chronicles.

[hobbits_r_me]

i've been smelling something cooking for a while. she comes in my room and says, "i smell something cooking. did you cook something on the stove?" i say, "no." she says, "can you smell that?" i say, "yes." she says, "must be something next door at pizza hut." so i get up in a bit to go to the bathroom and as i pass through the kitchen i see that the crock pot is plugged in and there are beans in it and they are burnt to the bottom. so i go in the living room and tell her, "what you smelled was those beans that YOU have cooking in there in the crockpot" she says, "Gaaaaaaaaaahh. I forgot all about them. Good thing you saw them."

why do i continue to live here with the risk of the house burning down?