Title: The Very Unexpected Diary of Thorin Oakenshield
Author:
windfallswestFandom: The Hobbit
Rating: PG for Elf-bashing
Disclaimer: Holy shit, the most blatant rip off of
Cassandra Claire ever. Finding ties back to the original text might be harder, but I don't own that either.
Notes: Nominally beta'd by, but mostly just blamed on,
htebazytook, because she told me to and it was three in the morning. And this is what happens, apparently. Also at
AO3 and cross-posted to
heirs_of_durin.
Thorin II Oakenshield, Son of Thrain