Bilbo is Actually Very Young
The fic I'm looking for might be on the Kink Meme, but it escapes me.
During the journey, it turns out that Hobbits age similarly to Dwarves. That means that Bilbo is very young. As in 'Mahal, we kidnapped a child' young. They're too far away to just send him back or return Bilbo (who doesn't want to go, he is a capable Hobbit, thank you very much).
Basically, let the mother-henning begin. ^_^
P.S. I'm fairly sure that there was Bilbo/Bofur in there.
During the journey, it turns out that Hobbits age similarly to Dwarves. That means that Bilbo is very young. As in 'Mahal, we kidnapped a child' young. They're too far away to just send him back or return Bilbo (who doesn't want to go, he is a capable Hobbit, thank you very much).
Basically, let the mother-henning begin. ^_^
P.S. I'm fairly sure that there was Bilbo/Bofur in there.