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i got two teeth filled today, so the left half of my face is numb. it feels like i'm eating with a pillow. last time it took 8 hours for the damn stuff to wear off. if only grandalf were here to make things better, or if he couldn't bring back the feeling, atleast distract me with some killer gay party tricks. have you ever heard of a leaking

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I could rec you some REALLY BAD lotr porno. Yeah, I'll do that:

http://www.livejournal.com/community/old_winyards/ This one is nuts on only about 49 different levels. Frodo and Sam live on a wine plantation (I think they call them "vineyards") and Frodo is deathly ill which is a BIG turn on for Sam! Hot crippled action! Here's a good fisting episode: http://www.livejournal.com/community/old_winyards/4604.html#cutid1 (some dialogue:

"Would you fist me?" Frodo asked breathlessly.

"Yes," rasped Sam against Frodo's ear. "Can I take you, afterwards?" His whisper was barely audible.

http://www.livejournal.com/users/buckleburyfaire/23959.html#cutid1 Frodo's way crippled in this one 'cause he has MS. You morbid hobbit people!

http://www.geocities.com/cassiopeia3019/delights.html In this one, Frodo rims a donut and it's such a turn on for Sam that he obviously then has to rim Sam. best rimming porn ever! So hot!

http://www.livejournal.com/community/radatrix/5751.html Sam rapes Frodo pretty fucking hardcore in this one, and then all the hobbit people have a giant fight over why that's either okay or not okay and then Radaker calls someone a "crazy ho-bag."

http://www.e-fic.com/athea/lotr/index.html Usually in hobbit porn, Aragorn gets Frodo pregnant, but in this one EVERYONE gets pregnant. Most arousing. My favorite chapter: http://www.e-fic.com/athea/lotr/gimli21.html Slow and strong, just the way we liked it. Frodo's channel rippled around me until I was so hot that I was ready to explode. Hella uncomfortable!

I was also going to link you to Jordan's Harry Potter art, but even I'm not that big of a bitch, so here's someone else's: http://acciobrain.ligermagic.com/

If this doesn't de-bored you, um, you must not be as bored as I thought.

[hobbit_disco]

wow, as amazing as those sound, i doubt i'll get around to reading them anytime soon. i don't even want to have to endure the wait of lj signing me in. i really detest being on the computer now.
thanks though, gorny, they sound most mervelous ravishing!
i go back to ny tomorrow, so call me so i don't forget to in my stressed and unhappy state.

-frodetcher (oh my, i'm so pregnant, sam!)