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Jan 12, 2006 14:52

i got two teeth filled today, so the left half of my face is numb. it feels like i'm eating with a pillow. last time it took 8 hours for the damn stuff to wear off. if only grandalf were here to make things better, or if he couldn't bring back the feeling, atleast distract me with some killer gay party tricks. have you ever heard of a leaking ( Read more... )

this ferret is so bored it's crying, man

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hobbit_disco January 12 2006, 21:29:33 UTC

I could rec you some REALLY BAD lotr porno. Yeah, I'll do that:

http://www.livejournal.com/community/old_winyards/ This one is nuts on only about 49 different levels. Frodo and Sam live on a wine plantation (I think they call them "vineyards") and Frodo is deathly ill which is a BIG turn on for Sam! Hot crippled action! Here's a good fisting episode: http://www.livejournal.com/community/old_winyards/4604.html#cutid1 (some dialogue:

"Would you fist me?" Frodo asked breathlessly.

"Yes," rasped Sam against Frodo's ear. "Can I take you, afterwards?" His whisper was barely audible.http://www.livejournal.com/users/buckleburyfaire/23959.html#cutid1 Frodo's way crippled in this one 'cause he has MS. You morbid hobbit people ( ... )

hobbit_disco January 16 2006, 00:16:33 UTC

wow, as amazing as those sound, i doubt i'll get around to reading them anytime soon. i don't even want to have to endure the wait of lj signing me in. i really detest being on the computer now.
thanks though, gorny, they sound most mervelous ravishing!
i go back to ny tomorrow, so call me so i don't forget to in my stressed and unhappy state.

-frodetcher (oh my, i'm so pregnant, sam!)