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My Brother Is Fatter Than Your Brother

[anonymous]

Being fat is a status symbol in the dwarven world. Bofur might occasionally cut his brother off in the chow line when he's about to give himself indigestion, but really he's ridiculously proud that a humble family like theirs has such a fat and prosperous specimen.

Dwalin gets jealous of Bofur's constant showing off - the way he tosses food to Bombur and shamelessly displays his brother's ability to break furniture under his bulk - and in a fit of My Brother Can Totally Beat Up Your Brother, he starts trying to fatten up Balin.

Re: My Brother Is Fatter Than Your Brother

[unshadowedheart]

omg i need it

Re: My Brother Is Fatter Than Your Brother

[sir_nemo]

I admit it: I giggled.

Yessss, this sounds awesome. We needs it.

Re: My Brother Is Fatter Than Your Brother

[anonymous]

oh someone write this please.

Re: My Brother Is Fatter Than Your Brother

[anonymous]

oh please, please someone write this

Re: My Brother Is Fatter Than Your Brother

[di_daydreamer]

Oh fuck! This could be awesome!
I'm trying to picture Balin's reaction to this! xD

Re: My Brother Is Fatter Than Your Brother

[missisjoker]

Yeah I can imagine- Thorin keeping cool and majestic appearance and secretly thinking to himself that his line is not so lucky- Fili wouldn't get fat because he is so weight-conscious and Kili can eat like a horse and it still wont stay on his sorry bones...And then he starts to wonder if Bilbo wants to participate in the competition XD