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Tolkien Prompt post

Jan 06, 2013 20:46

Welcome to the Tolkien Prompt Post!Stuff that is in Tolkien's universe but doesn't take place in the Hobbit timeline or has to do with characters from the Hobbit go here.

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Celeborn and unfortunate names anonymous January 6 2013, 21:13:37 UTC

Apparently one of Celeborn's alisises was Teleporno, which is unfortunate. Please can we have a fic where our poor Lord finding out that in some tongue his name is uncomfortably giggle worthy in it's contents. Maybe a visitor comes and is trying so desperately hard not to laugh and keep a straight face. Then Galadriel just starts cracking up when she reads their mind to the ambassador's complete horror. Or anything you like.

tl;dr: One of Celeborn's names is Teleporno, lols ensue.

Re: Celeborn and unfortunate names chelonianmobile January 14 2013, 16:29:54 UTC

Perhaps he can commiserate with the dwarf named Groin? (I think it's supposed to be pronounced "gro-in", but that's not how they pronounce Oin and Gloin in the movie, so ...)

Fill: A Palantir of a Different Kind (1/2) and_dream_of June 4 2013, 09:49:32 UTC

Lady Galadriel would usually fall into a quiet, contemplative mood after looking in her Mirror. Sometimes her face would shine with bliss, but at other times it would betray great sadness, and her husband didn't envy her the visions she saw. But this evening was different. After looking in the Mirror, she returned to him with a mischievous smile. He asked nothing. She sat beside him in silence, but after a while she looked at him again and burst into giggles ( ... )

Fill: A Palantir of a Different Kind (2/2) and_dream_of June 4 2013, 09:50:41 UTC

Perhaps it was the combined effect of finding out that his name meant an obscene Palantir and having to offer hospitality to a dwarf that he drank some wine before their guests arrived -- perhaps just a little bit too much ( ... )

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GOOD Aragorn/Legolas Fic anonymous January 6 2013, 21:21:00 UTC

Was re-reading some of my favourite Aralas fics from years ago and I was upset when I realised how badly written or boring most of them really were.

So please PLEASE give me (or rec me) a believable goodfic where Legolas isn't a super effeminate woobie, an Arwen substitute or gets impregnated by Aragorn. Would especially love to see a slow burn romance as in so so many fics of old they fell in love at first sight and were kissing after 2 sentences.

Re: GOOD Aragorn/Legolas Fic anonymous January 6 2013, 22:04:14 UTC

please oh please this ♥_♥

I would kill for some glorious slow-burn fic of these two.

Re: GOOD Aragorn/Legolas Fic anonymous January 7 2013, 02:29:49 UTC

PLEASE OH GOD PLEASE i've been waiting for this

Re: GOOD Aragorn/Legolas Fic anonymous January 7 2013, 04:35:16 UTC

I hadn't read LOTR fic in a long time, since that is my opinion of much of it. But then I rewatched the trilogy recently, and really wanted to read Legolas/Aragorn... but yeah. There's not much good fic out there for this pairing.

Something where they're both actually in character (or at least, not effeminate) would be very nice.

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Gil-Galad/Elrond anonymous January 6 2013, 21:47:42 UTC

Since most of the fic about these pairing are pretty angsty, I want a sweet and happy Gil-Galad/Elrond fic when they're in Lindon :)

Re: Gil-Galad/Elrond anonymous January 7 2013, 21:06:59 UTC

Seconded!

Re: Gil-Galad/Elrond anonymous January 9 2015, 11:35:07 UTC

I'm not awake and I thought that the prompt said London, and my mind started conjuring up a ridiculous modern!au with a flat in central London and coffee shops and scarves and a bicycle courier. And then I re-read the prompt. Damn.

Re: Gil-Galad/Elrond anonymous January 10 2015, 00:52:20 UTC

I for one would totally read that AU.

Glorfindel/Erestor anonymous January 6 2013, 22:38:50 UTC

Glorfindel loves marking his lover so that everyone knows who the advisor belongs to and Erestor loves showing off those marks he's so proud off

Minifill: Glorfindel/Erestor yeaka March 2 2017, 20:53:55 UTC

Short fill on Ao3, T~ http://archiveofourown.org/works/10055789

Merry/Eowyn - possible cunnilingus/ body worship/ foot fetish anonymous January 6 2013, 22:56:47 UTC

Please give me some fic with Merry worshiping Eowyn like the golden goddess she is. If smutty, cunnilingus is always nice for this theme. If not so smutty, maybe something with Merry admiring her soft, hairless, dainty (compared to Hobbits!) feet? Giving her a foot massage perhaps?

But really...I'll kind of take anything with these two? I love them.

Fill n0m_de_plum June 12 2015, 05:22:30 UTC

On Ao3: http://archiveofourown.org/works/4120948