OK, no, I don't think 6 months in Slough make me a prodigal traveller either, but couldn't resist that subject line.
I do returneth though, to London at least, on Saturday.
To mark the occasion, I intend to be in the
Royal Oak, Tabbard St SE1 from about 8pm that evening.
Anyone in the area who fancies joining me would be more than welcome to.