Several amusing/irritating things that come out of my grandma's mouth (Lucky)

Me: I've heard that Finland has a very high suicide rate.

Lucky: Like they kill other people?

Me: >.< No! *can't believe he has to explain this* Suicide is when you kill yourself.

Lucky: Oh...

Me: As I was saying, in Finland...

Lucky: Isn't that the country ( Read more... )

*Fanqueers Patrick for the wonderful icon ( Read more... )

Things that happened a few moments ago ( Read more... )

+ I got my room back! Yay for that. Remember that it was leaking? *he typed licking* *has a funny image of a room licking* Well, they finally fixed the god damm thing ( Read more... )

I'll start counting how many times my grandma asks me if I'm hungry in a single day. Just today, it's been like six times. Don't people know by now that when I'm hungry I say it? I love to eat. When I want to eat, believe me you're going to know it.

Note 1: I feel like writing smut.

Note 2: We call our grandma Lucky. (It's pronounced Loocky) Why ( Read more... )

I got home yesterday afternoon and I would've posted then, but I didn't have the energy or will to do it ( Read more... )

Daniel: I once couldn't turn the airplain off.

Lucky: Oh my God, where you flying?

My grandma (Lucky) can unwillingly be the funniest person ever.