we always hang in a buffalo stance
i like kanye for this:
Don't worry why my wrist got so freeze
Tell a girl like Doritos that's not your {nacho} cheese
Tell her friends like Frito's I'm tryin' to lay
I can only have one and I ain't tryin' to wait
This a song with Wayne so you know it's goin' melt
But you ain't finna murder me like everybody else
makes sense to me cos im bro like that hah!
so last night we were at socialista and megs was acting like a bitch again.
wouldnt get in the same fucking taxi im in.
wouldnt let me buy her a drink.
lets some korean douchebag who cant dance for shit buy her a drink.
flirts with some random bros then gets pissed at me cos i wasnt paying enough obvious attention to her amateur hour tantrum extravaganza.
yells at me for dancing with a coupla nice-looking polite wholesome but pekpek-shorted ladyboys (claims i let them grope me).
hyperfuckingcritical of my drink of choice, smoke of choice, unemployment by way of choice.
wears SUNGLASSES at night not no-lenses! not wayfarers! SUNGLASSES wtf.
doesnt get plaid and neon hightops.
doesnt get me...
doesnt get my friends...
doesnt get my need to self-express... (HAHAHA)
and she answers quizzes and posts em on sozial netwerkzzzz.
whats a guy to do?
i holyhailed her a taxi and broke up with her as she was sliding in, slammed the door and gave her the grin and middle-finger salute as the cab drives on.
fuck her drama.
and she hardly puts out anymore so :shrug:.
EVERYBODY CUT FOOTLOOSE
my friends giving me their their 2 cents:
max was like "harsh!"
i was like "whatevs, her shits gettin old frealz bro."
margaux was like ::rolls eyes::
max was like "i condemn ur random acts of faggotry"
waiter was like "excuse po"
joel was like "yay andto na jagerbombs"
timot was like "CALAMARES NOWW!!1
sharon was like "im connecting with this song..."
my phone was like "6 msgs received"
andoy was like "what? gf mo un?"
nin-jah!
easy come, easy go.
so 3 days ago after i got home from the gym i fucking cut my right middle finger whilst opening a can of peaches for me mango peaches whey smoothie thing.
AWESOME!
it was a diagonal cut, deep and 2 inches in length at most.
bled like a motherfucker.
i, in panic, jumped around like a motherfucker.
cos thats how i roll.
spilling juice and blood all over the place.
shit looked really bad, i was convinced that half my fingerprint was just hanging by a piece of skin.
had to run out to the nearby pharma to get some gauze and betadine and bleeding copiously on a waterpolo af shirt.
which was just really bad fucking decisionmaking on my part.
and by run i mean run while crimson rivulets down my arm.
i was stopped by a dude asking if i was stabbed, needed help. i prolly looked like a proper lunatic.
it was a funny/sad/painful/amusing experience.
and now everytime i shower i have to wrap my right hand in plastic.
and jerk off with my left hand.
finally got my badass kenwood speakers and bose subs to work.
max helped me out, i could never understand wires and shit.
i got my laptop connected to mein DVD player and in turn thats connected to the setup.
yay!
my musical tastes has changed so much its really fun to have it on full blast and
self-express.
HAHAHA
my neighbors might hate me but im just expressing myself.
im really into heavy clubbangers, nu-disco and some hard distortions and bass. could never get enough of bass.
bassbassbassbass.
carles kinda summed up the music im into currently,
music that will rough you up, strip you naked --- mount you against the wall and slay the shit out of you.
i want to have felix cartal's baby. or get bukkaked by the bloody beetroots.
also newfoundluvs to some hiphops thx to max.
i like yin yang twins cos theyre dirty and some old skool neneh cherry. missy is ace when she keeps talkin bout her chocha. and i do the booty shake to my pony.
also eternalmadlove to some real belters old&new -- theres amy winehouse, adele, shirley bassey when shes remixed, clare maguire, ellie goulding, that passionpit dude haha, rox and yelle, laroux and neko case.
im making a mix cd for some friends, if any of you would want to
i could upload some tracks you can dl.
i like to self-express myself.
and be culturally relevant.
HAHAHAHA
eating sketti!
<3 u chaaaaasssseeeeee
Don't worry why my wrist got so freeze
Tell a girl like Doritos that's not your {nacho} cheese
Tell her friends like Frito's I'm tryin' to lay
I can only have one and I ain't tryin' to wait
This a song with Wayne so you know it's goin' melt
But you ain't finna murder me like everybody else
makes sense to me cos im bro like that hah!
so last night we were at socialista and megs was acting like a bitch again.
wouldnt get in the same fucking taxi im in.
wouldnt let me buy her a drink.
lets some korean douchebag who cant dance for shit buy her a drink.
flirts with some random bros then gets pissed at me cos i wasnt paying enough obvious attention to her amateur hour tantrum extravaganza.
yells at me for dancing with a coupla nice-looking polite wholesome but pekpek-shorted ladyboys (claims i let them grope me).
hyperfuckingcritical of my drink of choice, smoke of choice, unemployment by way of choice.
wears SUNGLASSES at night not no-lenses! not wayfarers! SUNGLASSES wtf.
doesnt get plaid and neon hightops.
doesnt get me...
doesnt get my friends...
doesnt get my need to self-express... (HAHAHA)
and she answers quizzes and posts em on sozial netwerkzzzz.
whats a guy to do?
i holyhailed her a taxi and broke up with her as she was sliding in, slammed the door and gave her the grin and middle-finger salute as the cab drives on.
fuck her drama.
and she hardly puts out anymore so :shrug:.
EVERYBODY CUT FOOTLOOSE
my friends giving me their their 2 cents:
max was like "harsh!"
i was like "whatevs, her shits gettin old frealz bro."
margaux was like ::rolls eyes::
max was like "i condemn ur random acts of faggotry"
waiter was like "excuse po"
joel was like "yay andto na jagerbombs"
timot was like "CALAMARES NOWW!!1
sharon was like "im connecting with this song..."
my phone was like "6 msgs received"
andoy was like "what? gf mo un?"
nin-jah!
easy come, easy go.
so 3 days ago after i got home from the gym i fucking cut my right middle finger whilst opening a can of peaches for me mango peaches whey smoothie thing.
AWESOME!
it was a diagonal cut, deep and 2 inches in length at most.
bled like a motherfucker.
i, in panic, jumped around like a motherfucker.
cos thats how i roll.
spilling juice and blood all over the place.
shit looked really bad, i was convinced that half my fingerprint was just hanging by a piece of skin.
had to run out to the nearby pharma to get some gauze and betadine and bleeding copiously on a waterpolo af shirt.
which was just really bad fucking decisionmaking on my part.
and by run i mean run while crimson rivulets down my arm.
i was stopped by a dude asking if i was stabbed, needed help. i prolly looked like a proper lunatic.
it was a funny/sad/painful/amusing experience.
and now everytime i shower i have to wrap my right hand in plastic.
and jerk off with my left hand.
finally got my badass kenwood speakers and bose subs to work.
max helped me out, i could never understand wires and shit.
i got my laptop connected to mein DVD player and in turn thats connected to the setup.
yay!
my musical tastes has changed so much its really fun to have it on full blast and
self-express.
HAHAHA
my neighbors might hate me but im just expressing myself.
im really into heavy clubbangers, nu-disco and some hard distortions and bass. could never get enough of bass.
bassbassbassbass.
carles kinda summed up the music im into currently,
music that will rough you up, strip you naked --- mount you against the wall and slay the shit out of you.
i want to have felix cartal's baby. or get bukkaked by the bloody beetroots.
also newfoundluvs to some hiphops thx to max.
i like yin yang twins cos theyre dirty and some old skool neneh cherry. missy is ace when she keeps talkin bout her chocha. and i do the booty shake to my pony.
also eternalmadlove to some real belters old&new -- theres amy winehouse, adele, shirley bassey when shes remixed, clare maguire, ellie goulding, that passionpit dude haha, rox and yelle, laroux and neko case.
im making a mix cd for some friends, if any of you would want to
i could upload some tracks you can dl.
i like to self-express myself.
and be culturally relevant.
HAHAHAHA
eating sketti!
<3 u chaaaaasssseeeeee