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Character: Haninozuka "Honey" Mitsukuni
Series: Ouran High School Host Club
Character Age: 18
Canon: Ouran High is home to some of the richest families in Japan, and even the world. It's also home to the genre-savvy Host Club, a group of really really ridiculously good looking men who use their really really ridiculously good looking looks to entertain and charm the school's wealthy female students. Full of zany antics, banana peels, bromance, romance, and plenty of shoujo sparkles, Ouran High School Host Club is--according to the male lead--a love story about a boy, a girl, and the "homo-homo side characters."
Falling into that last category is Haninozuka "Honey" Mitsukuni, a third year with the face, height, and voice of an elementary schooler. He cheerfully fills the role of "lolishouta-type" within the club, and spends most of his time eating cake, cake, and more cake. Honey is chipper, sweet, and bouncy, dishing out cutesy nicknames and semi-sensical observations left and right. In true shoujo-style, his speech bubbles are surrounded by little pink flowers, and he can go from smiling to ~sparkling tears~ whenever necessary. While he tends to goof off and make the most of his childish image, he also understands the more complicated sides of people and their feelings, even when they themselves don't. When deprived of his beloved sweets or woken from a nap, Honey tends to snap, and it's up to his closest friend (and cousin) Mori to run interference. Honey is also a world-class martial artist, and while he generally only shows his more serious side when he's fighting, whether his innocence is genuine or calculated is a popular topic of debate amongst the other members.
Sample Post:
Ehhhh! So after all that time, the Director and her husband finally made up and stopped fighting!? Waaaaiii, I can't wait to hear the rest of the story! It's almost like a fairy tale in progress, isn't it? Since everyone got moved allllll the way over here now, maybe that even makes it a legend! That sounds even better, doesn't it? So cool and mysterious! Thanks for filling me in, Mrs. Toucan. Let me know as soon as something new happens, okay? Mmmn, you know, it's good they're not mad at each other anymore, but I was really looking forward to giving them this cake! I thought they could share their feelings and talk things out over hot tea and snacks--like a date! But it looks like they didn't need my help. Anyway, now that I think of it, I ate most of it on the way here, so it would've left just a tiny slice for them to share...
Oh, well! Now that everything's all sorted out, I guess it's up to me to finish it off! ❀ ... But enough about me! What do you think of your new home? When I was asked to come here and give your troops a few demonstrations, I wasn't so sure about this place. It seems kind of strange, having a resort in the middle of nowhere like this. But now I get it! It's so open and free, and it's got a great "old homestead" feel! People like that kind of theme, especially if they're from a big, busy city. The reason they go on vacation is to get away from all that noise and hurry, you know?
Of course, there's still a lot of noise and hurry here, too... I know it's important to have shock value, but maybe having tamed gorillas for security guards is taking it a little too far. The purple would look great on them if they were cuter--they could even be mascots! But like this, it's just no good! Ehhh, it's such a waste... But I guess it can't be helped. The Director brought me here to teach those gorillas to be the best fighters they can be, so that's what I'll do!
It's been a pleasure talking to you, Mrs. Toucan. I'd love to stay, but I have a job to do! If I don't teach them how to break a grown man's arm with one finger, no one will!
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