I want a bathroom I can play baseball in...
Toronto is killing me.
No, seriously. I run into "S," who is both hot and potentially interested, and she asks me to go clubbing with her later tonight. I stay at home, turn down an offer to do other stuff, waiting for "S" to call. "S" doesn't call. I call her. She tells me she's not going out after all.
This is really fucking annoying. Why annoying? Because it happens constantly. It's as if standing me up is some kind of a game. With the exception of Lara and Victoria, I don't think there's a single person who hasn't stood me up at least once. There's some people who stood me up so many times I never met them.
Am I doing something wrong? At this point I don't wanna be right, because that would involve me acting like a dick that stands people up constantly. Besides, I'm gonna be rich & famous. Everyone else is going to lose out when the people that don't piss me off are wearing Bruce Dickinson signature-series gold plated diapers.
No, seriously. I run into "S," who is both hot and potentially interested, and she asks me to go clubbing with her later tonight. I stay at home, turn down an offer to do other stuff, waiting for "S" to call. "S" doesn't call. I call her. She tells me she's not going out after all.
This is really fucking annoying. Why annoying? Because it happens constantly. It's as if standing me up is some kind of a game. With the exception of Lara and Victoria, I don't think there's a single person who hasn't stood me up at least once. There's some people who stood me up so many times I never met them.
Am I doing something wrong? At this point I don't wanna be right, because that would involve me acting like a dick that stands people up constantly. Besides, I'm gonna be rich & famous. Everyone else is going to lose out when the people that don't piss me off are wearing Bruce Dickinson signature-series gold plated diapers.