Old Maid Song

[hischosenbride]

I don't know where this came from or who wrote it or what the song sounds like, but a friend posted the lyrics for a laugh, and I had to pass it on. I thought it was pretty hilarious. :D The "Old Maid Song":

He asked me for a date, I solemnly rejected;
The feeling might be great, but I might not be respected.

He asked me for a kiss, I solemnly rejected;
The feeling might be bliss, but I might not be respected.

He asked me for my hand, I solemnly rejected;
The feeling might be grand, but I might not be respected.

And now we’re all Old Maids: by men we’ve been rejected;
The feeling ain’t so great, but by George, we’re respected!