Yeah, yeah... I ganked this from techsupport .

Whatcha Gonna Doaboutit?

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(I worked tech support for a major software company, specifically with their digital media products. This call was about their video editing software.)

Me: “Thanks for calling ***** tech support.

(The customer gives me her info and has a thick accent I can’t place.)

Me: “Great! What can I do for ( Read more... )

Sunday Sex

A man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin because he is not sure if sex is work or play. So he goes to a priest and asks for his opinion on this question.

After consulting the bible, the priest says, " My son, after an exhaustive search, I am positive that sex is work and is therefore not permitted on Sundays." The man thinks ( Read more... )

There are a few serious spots, but for the most part, this is some seriously funny reading. Half the fun seems to be the nanny filter substituting odd words and phrases for the real spicy ones. I'm not sure if the filter is on the board or in the author's head, but it is effective.

Stories of a Street Sweeper

Some random, risque clips from The Wet Spots...
( Here Be Risque and Off-Color Stuff )

Someone posted a reference to a "Glasge Kiss" in one of the communities I frequent. Having never heard of this, I tried to look it up and came up blank. The nearest thing I could piece together had to do with a kiss and/or a molotov coctail.

Then the original poster linked to it. Apparently Glasge is a local familiar term for Glasgow, and this is ( Read more... )

Just some links I've stumbled on recently ( Read more... )