Hmph!
I'm sick of being seen as the bloody big bad wolf around here by these bloody women. Why does Penny Penelope pick on me when Marcus gets up to much the same thing, only a few notches more intense? How does he get up to more yet somehow manage to keep his nose clean, whereas I take the brunt of it?
I was only trying to be nice. Accusing me of wanting something when I was only paying a complement. It's not like I shoved my tongue down to her small intestine or any such thing. I don't know how Penelope got the wrong end of the wand. I never have this trouble with Cho and Tonks.
Perhaps I should put in for a transfer to Alaska. I hear they don't have many women over there.
I was only trying to be nice. Accusing me of wanting something when I was only paying a complement. It's not like I shoved my tongue down to her small intestine or any such thing. I don't know how Penelope got the wrong end of the wand. I never have this trouble with Cho and Tonks.
Perhaps I should put in for a transfer to Alaska. I hear they don't have many women over there.