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[his_woodiness]

Slytherins, I see that you are 150 points for the poorer and I haven't even reported Crabbe and Goyle slipping home-brewed Firewhiskey to the house elves yet. What in Merlin's name is going on?

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I saw Patricia Stimpson walking around Hogsmeade yesterday. With her girlfriend (meeble).

I need a drink.