Making a post about not making posts is a lot meta and not terribly interesting ( Read more... )

When we were small there was a different and smaller set (or is it canteen? The Internet is filled with American assumptions and is therefore unhelpful) of cutlery for the children. Come to think of it, there was another complete set that featured forks with only three tines. Antique and alien cutlery for eating things from other planets. I don't ( Read more... )

Oh, FFS.

They've (Bristol council, rather than grey aliens or the Illuminati. If you want traffic-management by conspiracy-conjured Tulpa you have to go to Michigan, where the signage is run by the Trilateral Commission. I wish I still had the URL for the webpage that described the number and nature of the alien bases dotted across the US. One was ( Read more... )

... So this would be comedy gastric 'flu malarkey.

Ho, and indeed hum.

On the other hand, I have remarkably clean insides. Hardly a mark on 'em.

... I'm not really here, because having anything to do with the outside world might be bad juju and I should be busily writing.

But.

Fucking hell...

And

'Ahahaha!'

:D